NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - THE END

IN THIS LAST BATTLE:

-Ask Dave: The most impactful lesson of a Decade!

-Teebers' last leap!

-Return of the Third Reich?

-Tales from the Tempest!

-Dave gets born again HARD!

-A sit-down showdown with Big Sal Gaboozo!

-Rust In Peace Nuclear Clown Radio 2010-2020!

-On the (very last) Irradiated ipod this week EVARZ: Tin Machine plays us out into the sunset with a fond farewell from their second effort Tin Machine II, with the splendid little number, "Goodbye Mr. Ed"!

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BONUS: Here is the evolution of our lovely Cover Girl, Atomic Angie's latest photo shoot!

PS: Just because NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO is out of business doesn't mean that your boys Drakk & Dave are out of the Podcast game! Their mutated misadventures continue on once every single week over at ATOMIC DISASTER THEATER! Stop by and nuke out with us, won't you?

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 150 YEAR SIX ANNIVERSARY MONTAGE OF BURNT NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS EXTRAVAGANZA

IN THIS SUDSY SIX PACK OF SORROW:

-Election 2016 Fallout (literally/incoming)!

-"Steampunk" High School Dracula theater production problems!

-Halloween Hijinks and an Irradiated Rocky Horror Picture show live show!

-No Man's Sky shows us how to underwhelm on a galactic scale!

-Where art thou, Emilio Estevez?

-All for one, and one for free booze and Philly pretzel factory goodness!

-Over six hours of just about the worst podcasting you are likely to come across!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Elastica plays us out this episode with the closing number of their second and final album The Menace, covering a righteous and happy 80's tune, "Da Da Da"!

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Hour One

-Emilio Estevez Wikipedia Wormhole

-REPO MAN movie review

-No Man's Sky video game review

Hour Two

-The true nature of Humankind

-Song stories and their link to memory

-Dave's 2016 Indianapolis Halloween escapades

-Irvington Halloween Festival Festivities and the grand Popcorn Prince

-An Irradiated Ghost Tour 

-Dracula: The play

Hour Three

-Billy Bob Thornton and Bad Santa 2 discussion

-Three Musketeers play and free food and BOOZE for me

Hour Four

-Rocky Horror Picture Show movie Review

-Rocky Horror LIVE and Dave the narc

-President Pussy-Grabber VICTORIOUS

Hour Five

-Chris Bell Documentary Reviews: Bigger, Stronger, Faster, Prescription Thugs, and Trophy Kids

-Fallout 4 DLC discussion: Vault Tec Workshop and Nuka World

Hour Six

-IN DEPTH SPORTS TALK ANALYSIS!

-World Series discussion and the return of JOBU

-Star Trek: Beyond review 

-Ask Dave

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 146

IN THIS SUMMER SIZZLE REEL:

-Dave's Calendar Initiative!

-Game of Assassin's Throne Creed!

-A catalystic cataclysm for Mirror's Edge? 

-DECISION 2016 and the new Irradiated CEO of Apple!

-Of Shieks and Snakes!

-Tellarite/Andorian neglect and the racism of the United Federation of Planets!

-How to fleece the legal system!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More returns after almost 20 years of silence, offering a downright awesome entry from their latest album Sol Invictus, "Matador"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 143

IN THIS WALKING EXAMPLE OF NATURE'S CARELESSNESS:

-Fallout: Automatron!

-Star Wars Battlefront and the ballad of Nien Nunb!

-A Thora Birch trilogy review: American Beauty, The Hole & Ghost World!

-The finer points of force ghosting!

-Unwritten rules of gal-judging?

-Steve Buscemi sex problems!

-Emperor Palpatine: Dumpster diver!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina plays us out this week with the opening number from their keen live album A Radical Recital, here comes "Saline the Salt Lake Queen"!

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BONUS: Behold, the righteous BLUESHAMMER! Sonic bliss and the greatest live performance of all time begins at around 2:25 in. Enjoy!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO EPISODE 139 - YEAR 5 I-DO-THIS-STUFF-LIKE-TWICE-A-YEAR TOP SHELF EDITION

IN THIS DAUNTING AND DELAYED HALF-DECADE DIRGE:

-5 agonizing hours of anniversary celebration!

-Wonder Years problems and the great Mrs. Arnold debate!

-Phantom Pains & Quiet hooters!

-The terrible truths of hand washing!

-Mel Gibson: SOUL BINDER!

-Golden Age comics and just how far we've fallen!

-The key to irradiated parenting!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: 5 years of NCR calls for an obvious choice of closing music, as David Bowie celebrates this momentous occasion with the opening track from the absolute classic album The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars, here comes "Five Years"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 136 WRESTLEMANIA POST GAME REPORT

IN THIS STALWART STATE OF RESOLVE:

-Princess Leia: Role Model!

-8 simple Dave Rules for playing RPG's with my daughter!

-The problem with having and eating cake!

-Nothing But Trouble is nothing but nonsense!

-How Motown Records saved the world!

-The ghost of Rocky Balboa!

-Comprehensive Wrestlemania 31 coverage!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Perhaps the grandest song in the history of sound, Smokey Robinson & The Miracles play us out this week with their absolute classic, "The Tracks Of My Tears"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 130 YEAR 4 ANNIVERSARY DAILY JUMBLE MTV JAMS CELEBRATORY CEREMONY

IN THIS MIRTHFUL MANTRA:

-Dracula Unshown?

-Return to the dark portal!

-8 hours walking through New Jersey as the Irradiated One!

-A truly touching Irradiated gift and the upsides of Undead gambling addiction!

-Super Mario domestic abuse scandal!

-End of an Attitude Era, please!

-Over 4 hours of non-stop Nuke!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Type O Negative bums everyone out with the absolutely outstanding title track from their all out bummer of an album "World Coming Down"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 127

IN THIS SUDDEN START FROM THE WAKING DREAM:

-Enter the Cosmos!

-A vicious cycle of Seth-hating!

-The single most important Philosophical question in the history of mankind?

-Game of Corn?

-Time Travel problems!

-How to instantly stop a Doobie Brothers concert, Re-Run style!

-The finer points of getting Hearthstoned!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Billy Idol takes a break from giving us all manner of Shadowrun inspiration and delivers one doozy of a tune, "John Wayne"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 124

IN THIS SILLY SIDEREAL SIDEKICK SIDECAR:

-Political bridge-clog-traffic jam-gate ultra scandal 2014!

-Science vs. Creationism: Who is deadliest?

-The return of Jeff Kober! 

-Irradiated philosophy time!

-Walking & Breaking & Throning & reviewing! 

-Quick Kick's daughter and the great big Cobra Commander Moon!

-Pro Wrestling and Star Wars: BANNED!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth chills out for a bit with a classic slice of sound from their highly regarded album Rust In Peace, we ride this day out with the "Dawn Patrol"!

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BONUS: Here is the downright awesome debate between Bill Nye the Science Guy and Ken Ham the emotionless Vulcan cyborg of Christ. Enjoy!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 122

IN THIS OMNIPRESENT OMNIBUS:

-In depth less-than-Super Bowl coverage and gambling blues!

-The Elder/Dynasty/Risk/Roboto problem!

-Doing comic books properly with the X-Statix!

-Incredibly self-entitled fans and the WWE Network!

-Shattered legs and the WEED MAN! 

-Monopolizing Azeroth?

-Dracula re-re-reborn!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Cracker is kind enough to lend us a song from their album Kerosene Hat this week, and asks us to kindly "Take Me Down To The Infirmary"!

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BONUS: Seriously, the X-Statix Omnibus is an enormous goddamn book.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 118 YEAR THREE ANNIVERSARY BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT

IN THIS TRIUMPH OF THE TRIVIUM:

-3 years of Nuclear Clown Radio!

-The vengeful return of the Dot Com Disaster!

-US Postal Service slights and the war against Google!

-How to properly perplex the end times!

-Say it ain't so, Neptune Jack!

-5 Hour Energy and the health of our nation!

-A legendary new addition to Nuclear Clown Inc?

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead sings us a pleasant little lullaby with a sound slice from their very appropriate album Third, we all hold hands and wade through some "Deep Water"!

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BONUS: Here is an office photo of Atomic Angie, myself and our newest employee, Count Dracula. This picture is kinda fun and I may ink it in and color it when I'm not feeling so completely lazy and gross. On a side note, Angie reminds me of Ellen Barkin before she obliterated her face via dreadful plastic surgery.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111.5

IN THIS BOLD DREAM FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE:

-Birth of the Broke Show!

-Vampire Methuselah Dan Akroyd and the interior bruising of the Karate Man!

-Buddy Lembeck + Jamie Lee 4 Ever!

-Dictating Dictatorship with Allison Burgers!

-Sylvester Stallone: Ventriloquist Dummy?

-Philadelphia Art Institute's resident Wizardly princess!

-Half season blues with Breaking Bad!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get to hear some wonderful drums from Sonic Youth this episode, who is good enough to play a song from their album Washing Machine, the grand ol' song "Becuz"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 106

IN THIS 6 POINT IDENTITY:

-DMV for meeeeeee!

-Won't the real Romulans please stand up?

-The completely unsexy things that Irradiated dreams are made of!

-Black Har Teroin!

-Jedi Master Andrew Dice Clay and the Disney Cartel!

-Here comes the Wildstar!

-Slaughter filled weddings, ugly Sisters and REM!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Depeche Mode plays us out this week with a lovely little number from their album Playing the Angel, here comes "John the Revelator"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 104

IN THIS SOJOURN THROUGH THE GREY TIDES OF THE ABYSS:

-The Great Brain Stomp of 2013!

-How to throw a proper wedding, Lannister style!

-Old Republic 2.1 fashion and the lofty cost of being a collector! 

-Repopulating the sandbox?

-In the court of the Rosted King!

-Remember the FOXFIRE!

-Dreams of a Dragonless age and how to properly introduce your critter!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get paroled with our good buddies at Tin Machine, as they play a song from their eponymous debut album, here comes "Prisoner of Love"!

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Atomic Angie is Beautiful Part 8 Vandalism Edition

I doubt I will ever finish this picture, but I don't think it looks that bad, so I share! Also, you can see how much I respect the stuff I draw, as I just like to randomly scribble crap all over pictures of hooters and stuff that I do. This picture details how goddamn lazy I am, as Angie's right leg just freaking DISAPPEARS because I simply cannot be bothered to draw the rest of it.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 100

IN THIS CENTURY IN SOUND:

-Comprehensive Star Wars: The Old Republic 2.0 coverage!

-Comprehensive WrestleMania 29 coverage!

-Comprehensive Monday Night Raw coverage!

-Comprehensive Walking Dead season 3 coverage!

-Comprehensive Game of Thrones coverage!

-Comprehensive Atlantic City coverage!

-Comprehensive sniffling, sneezing and sickness!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina plays us out of our 100th Episode spectacular with a lovely little number from Frustration Plantation, it's "Oh, Injury"!

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BONUS: Here are some fairly neat pictures from my awesome weekend at the new(ish) Atlantic City casino  Revel, and some pictures and video from WrestleMania the following day. Enjoy!

Dave approves of huge windows everywhere.

I cracked up seeing a grown man holding hands with a boy while having "SUCK IT" plastered in huge letters on the back of his shirt. Will someone please alert child protective services?

FUCK YES. This guy was the highlight of my life.

I couldn't help myself.

Here is Roman Reigns of the Shield.

Here is Seth Rollins of the Shield. I would have loved to see Dean Ambrose to collect the set, but it was not meant to be. Also, Seth Rollins/Tyler Black always reminded me of Perry Farrell for some reason.

Are you a fan of the back of Jerry Lawler's head? ENJOY.

I was quite upset that Damien Sandow's match was scratched from the card, but here he is!

Heath Slater, Darren Young and I think one of the Uso's, but I'm not sure.

Ryback clears a path for the Undertaker in his Pope mobile. You can see Chris Jericho if you look real close riding in the back of the golf cart thingy. BY THE WAY, at the very end of this video there is a REALLY annoying, dorky sounding giggle. That is NOT me, but is, in fact, the guy standing to the right of me. I make some pretty horrible sounds, but  that is certainly not one of them.

This guy screaming right in John Cena's face makes me smile sometimes.

Here is the Rock for a little bit.

My brother took way better video than I did (I am the dummy taking videos with the camera not turned to landscape view) and made this nice compilation!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 98

IN THIS BOLT OF CREEPY LIGHTNING:

-Birth of the Spirit Hawk!

-Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ford Fairlane!

-Sega VHS Delivery Service and the fourth station of play!

-The convenient freedom of Mickey Jo Braveheart!

-Team Kitana or Team Mileena?

-Welcome home, Bat'leth Barry!

-Holograms, Reptoids & that big ol' hollow moon!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Primus plays us out this week from a chapter from their album Tales From the Punchbowl, here comes one low-flying "Southbound Pachyderm"!

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BONUS #1: I refuse to be excited for Playstation 4 until Sony sends me a VHS tape of some kooky shit just like SEGA did for me when I was a kid. Check this wild mess out!

BONUS #2: This is a really thorough, fun documentary about the Mortal Kombat franchise, going through the timeline of all things sold to us with the MK Dragon on it.

BONUS #3: If you happen to have about 7 hours to spare, I do suggest checking this out. David Icke is always interesting to listen to lay down some vibrational goodness. Well good stuff!

A super duper special season's greeting from Nuclear Clown Inc!

No matter what type of ancient happy-time celebratory tradition you personally uphold, won't you please do the Irradiated One a big ol' favor and have a super fantastic holiday season! Please accept this extra special Holiday card on behalf of myself and the ever-jolly Atomic Angie! Ho-ho-ho, Ho!

Atomic Angie is Beautiful Part 7

So, to make a long and frustrating story short, storm no.1 knocked out my Power/Internet for about a week. Then I had Power/Internet for about 4 or 5 days. Storm no.2 knocked out my Internet for a WEEK AND A HALF, and I just not got back on today (I scavenged Internet at a friend's house to upload Episode 89 while I had the chance to). So, hopefully things SHOULD be back to normal(ish) and I can proceed polluting the information highway with audio/visual fast food wrappers. What better way to celebrate my return to the world than with some ANGIE!?!

I normally don't like Black &White pictures of my favorite clown girl because she's such a vibrant and colorful lady and all that, but this picture has a great 50's pinup model type vibe to it that I think looks better than the full color version. However, in the color version her fingernails and toenails were blue, which looked very cute! Anywho, sorry for the huge delay and all that, and I already am backed up on NCR topics for episode 90 and I finished the poster for it last nite, so, barring any more NATURAL DISASTERS or WEEKS without Internet, it should be up sometime this week? I mean, unless we have holidays coming up or whatever...oh..well, that's bogus...

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 89 YEAR 2 ANNIVERSARY FREAK OUT SPECIAL DELUXE EDITION SPECTACULAR

IN THIS TREMENDOUSLY TARDY TWO YEAR TESTIMONY:

-Comprehensive post-Hurricane/Snowstorm coverage!

-Comprehensive post-Election coverage!

-Comprehensive post-Power/Current-Internet outage RAGE!

-How to summon your very own Danny Trejo!

-The Walking Dead is Walking Meh!

-Tips and tricks for the Japanese Gravure Idol and the rise of JORDY!

-Doomsday Prepper parenting and 5 FULL HOURS of Irradiation!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: From the one of the coolest album covers I have seen ever in my life, David Bowie helps us all celebrate Year 2 with a song from his fantastic musical offering Lodger, here comes some “Repetition!”

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