Thursday, November 28, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 120 THANKSGIVING FEAST FREAK OUT


IN THIS FOUL FOWL FEAST:
-Billy from Predator problems!
-How to be thankful to the Macho Man Randy Savage!
-Back on the road with Sons of Anarchy Season 5!
-Super secret Black Friday shopping tips on how to save the Human race!
-The finer points of Fishing and Hunting with Ted Nugent's hour of death!
-Boring X-Men substitute teacher Cyclops ricochet parlor tricks?
-Why Microsoft needs to see your penis and the struggle for equal rights!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: I'm sure we are all thankful for Beck, who plays us out this Episode with a stuffed song from the classic Mellow Gold, here comes "Steal My Body Home"!


Bonus: My new complete and utter smash hit Thanksgiving song "Turkey Beef" is now available to download in two versions! YOU'RE WELCOME.


TURKEY BEEF
Lyrics by The Irradiated One/Music by Count Dracula

Well many centuries ago
The Queen of England said fo sho
I need some turkey so let's go
to the new world

She was so tired of Fish and chips
So she built herself three ships
and dropped a bomb on Atlantis
You go girl

When she arrived on foreign shore
Chief Sitting Bull he sure was sore
We gonna scalp you English whore
Any last words?

Yea just these

Me the Queen of England and me got mad rhymes 
Slayin sucka MC's me do that every time
You see me came a long way and sailed across the sea
To stuff me regal Queenie face
Me jackin alla dat turkey

I am Sitting Bull and I don't play that mess
Jack me for my turk? Ho, surely you jest
All my braves and I will fight you to the grim death
Even though you're kinda fly and your rhymes are quite def
It would surely be a shame to scalp an MC like you
Why don't we write some funky jams and you can share all our food

The Queen and Sitting Bull did flow
Then they shared the turkeys yo
Setting aside disses and ranks
To give thanks

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 119.5


IN THIS SECOND LOOK AT A ROILING SUNSET:
-5 hour monster bull party?
-The truth about Rats!
-How to turn down a job offer, Governor style!
-Unification sensation 2013!
-Advertising tales from the Great Library of Alexandria!
-Full Boardwalk Empire season 4 finale coverage! 
-Tara > Maggie!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Red Hot Chili Peppers plays us the title track from their criminally underrated album of the same name, here comes "One Hot Minute"!

Monday, November 18, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 119


IN THIS AGE OF INIQUITY:
-Thanks, Rashad!
-PS4 NFL UFC GSP!
-SWAT team Maggie needs a haircut and completely improper Governance!
-Daughter & Mommy humping for dummies!
-Who is Nedra Volz?
-How we killed Darth Vader!
-The rise and fall of John Booty!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Elastica plays us out this week with a song off of their debut and eponymous album, the rather keen sonic gesture "Never Here"!

Monday, November 11, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 118 YEAR THREE ANNIVERSARY BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT


IN THIS TRIUMPH OF THE TRIVIUM:
-3 years of Nuclear Clown Radio!
-The vengeful return of the Dot Com Disaster!
-US Postal Service slights and the war against Google!
-How to properly perplex the end times!
-Say it ain't so, Neptune Jack!
-5 Hour Energy and the health of our nation!
-A legendary new addition to Nuclear Clown Inc?
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead sings us a pleasant little lullaby with a sound slice from their very appropriate album Third, we all hold hands and wade through some "Deep Water"!

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BONUS: Here is an office photo of Atomic Angie, myself and our newest employee, Count Dracula. This picture is kinda fun and I may ink it in and color it when I'm not feeling so completely lazy and gross. On a side note, Angie reminds me of Ellen Barkin before she obliterated her face via dreadful plastic surgery.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Once, Twice, Three Years a Podcast...

..and I love you!

Seriously, how awesome is Lionel Richie? Anyone that has anything to do with The Commodores is pretty spectacular in my opinion, am I right?

Anyway. the posting of this Blog Post will mark the third year Anniversary of the very first Episode of NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO, which I will be celebrating(?) with all of you in an upcoming Year Three Podcast. The key word there is "Upcoming"!

Now, my original vision was to post an Anniversary Podcast every year at the exact MINUTE that the first episode was posted, and for the first year Anniversary show, I did just that! However, last year, New Jersey (and my electricity) was still recovering from being Super-Hurri-Franken-Cane-Stormed, which meant my Second Anniversary show had to be delayed and couldn't be released on the exact Anniversary of the first show. Bummer all around!

Unfortunately, I'm gonna be late this year too with an Anniversary Podcast. Gimme a few days and I'll have it, as I have much to discuss. I'm just typing out this little note to say HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BURFDAY TYPE THING, NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO! I'd also like to thank any of you who have taken the time to listen to any of my shows, and hope that there will be a good deal more Anniversaries and Episodes ahead.

Yay for us!

-D