Thursday, November 24, 2011

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE AREA 51


IN THIS INCONSIDERATE CATTLE MUTILATION:
-Nuclear Clown Radio proudly presents: The boyfriend experience!
-How the Necromancer (kinda) got its groove back!
-Bare-handed chicken ripping goodness!
-Nicole Kidman, mark II!
-My addiction to MacDonald's Coke Glasses!
-The undeniable musical chops of Mister Pauly Shore!
-An irradiated interview with the one and only Matt Panter!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie tells us all about the black and roiling aetherbits of space with his iconic and anthemic title track from his classic "Space Oddity!"

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Friend Martin and Me


On the Podcast this week I talk for a bit about the interview I did with Riley Martin a while back, and I mentioned that I would re-post it on the site. So here goes!

Friday, November 18, 2011

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 50


IN THIS AFFRONT TO ALL WE HOLD SACRED:
-An Order most Irradiated!
-Let's talk philosophicability-like and stuff!
-Whycome Chief O'Brien is all fascinated with how trousers is put on?
-JDS gets the TKO on FOX!
-No, seriously, I'm just going to be resting my eyes for but a moment...
-SASHA GREY WILL READ TO YOUR KIDS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
-A very Special movie review!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: I got my mind officially blown yesterday by this stuff, so I hope to pass it on to you by sharing a bit of Rasputina with all my Nukelings and Nukelettes out there! From the album Oh Perilous World, here comes one heck of a "Draconian Crackdown!" 

Please read: A personal appeal from Nuclear Clown Incorporated founder The Irradiated One to Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales


I practically live on Wikipedia. It is source for 98% of the information that I practice. It is a wonderful place that allows stupid people like me to somehow live vicariously through others who do things like pay attention and research, and if Wikipedia told me tomorrow that the sky was actually yellow and it rained Twizzlers and spaghetti, I would believe the website over my own eyes/sanity.

That being said, Jimmy, seriously, please stop asking me for money. I don't have any.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 49


IN THIS PARTIALLY FINISHED GAME:
-Free UFC for you and me!
-All sorts of Heck on Wheels and the invincible members of SAMCRO!
-The return of Hollywood Hatred!
-A freaking book review? Are you serious?
-Caveman science and the origins of the Jet Plane!
-How hard is it to fit one book into a single movie?
-Hercules and Hawking!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Here comes Megadeth with a lovely few minutes of music from their most recent (and quite solid) release Th1rt3en, it's "Deadly Nightshade!"

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

ULTRA SPECIAL BONUS AUDIO - UNCLE DAVE’S STORY TIME: CHAPTER ONE


I hate clip shows. So I made a clip show. I don't make any sense. Anyways, wanna hear a story or five?

(0:00 to 8:27) Introduction
(8:27 to 34:12) Dave’s first job/People think Dave is gay (NCR Episode 3)
(34:12 to 43:32) Dave shaves his head (NCR Episode 4)
(43:32 to 1:14:22) Dave’s dream (NCR Episode 8)
(1:14:22 to 1:29:27) Dave’s subliminal message/Dave’s Terminator masterpiece (NCR Episode 9)
(1:29:27 to 1:54:19) Dave hires a stripper/Dave’s car accident (NCR Episode 11)
(1:54:19 to 2:09:37) Dave the jellyfish/Dave the inventor (NCR Episode 14)
(2:09:37 to 2:16:12) Dave rents gay porn (NCR Episode 18)
(2:16:12 to 2:47:10) Dave cuts himself shaving/Dave takes drugs (NCR Episode 19)
(2:47:10 to 2:53:04) Dave the criminal (NCR Episode 21)
(2:53:04 to 2:56:07) Dave hates snipers (NCR Episode 23)
(2:56:07 to 3:28:39) Dave’s RPG problems/Dave instant kills his friend (NCR Episode 33)

Saturday, November 5, 2011

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 48 YEAR ONE SPECIAL(?)


IN THIS 365 DAY FULL CIRCLE:
-A year of Irradiation!
-WHAT IS THE GOOCH?
-Give me five gold and I'll tell you everything!
-In space no one can hear a bunch of oversexed space teenagers scream as they get all sorts of carved up by space Jason Vorhees...in space...
-Cops and Megadeth and Robbers and Chimps and Guns!
-How to spill yogurt all over yourself and the remarkable longevity of Hey Dude!
-No more Beer and Money!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead celebrates a full year of NCR with a nice little number from their debut album Dummy, it's "Wandering Star!"

Friday, November 4, 2011

Awesome Space Dame Fashion!

Hey, check this girl out.


Seriously, that is some well good shit, right there.

I know that it's a cruddy picture as far as quality/resolution/clarity goes, but I searched for a good THREE OR FOUR minutes via Google to find it, so I have exhausted the limits of my effort-pool to bring you this. What was that, you ask? Is this just some random piece of young, soft lovely that I'm posting for kicks? Of course not. On the next Nuclear Clown Radio broadcast I will be talking about JASON X, where space meets machete to the delight of no one, save myself. I bring up this girl specifically in the Podcast, and I promised myself I would post a picture of her so everyone could see what I was talking to.

See, this girl right here isn't normally my type. I like girls with chin length bobbed hair, huge, unwieldy breasts and hips that could tip over a Buick. This girl here is thin, not tremendously busty, and is pretty lithe of frame. So, what's the big, then? 

Easy! Style. Her outfit is fantastic and cute and boner-encouraging, and proves a point that clothing and style are often times more important and sexier than the person actually sporting the clothes to begin with. So, if you wanna see lovely Janessa here prancing about for about an hour and a half in that unbelievably sexy outfit, go watch Jason X on the Netflix instant Queue and you and your boner can have some great laughs!

This commercial hasn't gotten any less great...



I don't even like Halo, and this video is old as heck, but it still rules so very hard...seriously. One of my all time favorite commercials of all time. The cinematic majesty displayed here is second to none, with the exception of NIGHT TRAP, of course. I mean, let's not get carried away...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 47


IN THIS TEMPORAL HEIST:
-Earth 2 Apocalypse 0!
-Were there boobs in Brain Scan or not?
-My last words!
-A Dungeons & Dragons meltdown!
-Jalapenos, Margaritas (no salt), staircases and me!
-Time Banditry and how to make a homeless Orphan!
-Death to onions!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket plays us out this week with a fun song from their album Pale, here comes "Corporal Brown!"