Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Crit School: New GM Survival Guide

In the first Crit School I talked about pretty much everything Role Playing related, and in this second installment I specifically target my wordy wrath at new Game Masters who are running games for the first time and could use some pointer from a grizzled combat veteran of the art like meself!  

Monday, March 11, 2013


-Bestest Spring ever?
-Language skill barriers and the face-licking goodness of Chaos inspired shipping!
-The Galactic Republic wants you (to get to level 50 before the expansion)!
-Thank you, Suzanne Vega!
-A fabulous The Next Day sneak peek and pseudo listening par-tay review!
-BREAKING NEWS: The Walking Dead gets supremely rare mad props from The Irradiated One!
-The Funeral Parlor for a friend!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth plays some fabulous board games with us and plays us a nice little trim from their underrated effort Risk, it's "Ecstasy"!

BONUS: I dare you to sit through this. No, seriously. I proudly and majestically present, for your viewing pleasure: George Anton's DRACULA! On a side note, I actually know the font that this movie uses. It is called Bleeding Cowboys. I use photoshop sometimes, so I know some fonts.


Monday, March 4, 2013

If Rock & Roll wasn't already dead, I have finished the job.

Do you like Warhammer 40K?
 Do you like awful music? 
Then boy, do I have a new breakout artist for you!

Written & Performed by Dave and his ipad
Recorded at Dave's ipad Studios, New Jersey
All rights utterly and completely reserved (by Dave's ipad)

Daddy was a Space Marine
Born Tyranid-mean
Bio-altered in a lab
Given giant shoulder pads
Told to make the galaxy clean

He couldn't hold up very well
Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine
Living the American Dream
Destroying Xeno scum
For the Imperium
Riding high on a Melta beam

He couldn't hold up very well
Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine
Just found out where he's been
Got flushed out in the Warp
Fist fighting with an Ork
Now Daddy's a Chaos Marine


-Birth of the Spirit Hawk!
-Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ford Fairlane!
-Sega VHS Delivery Service and the fourth station of play!
-The convenient freedom of Mickey Jo Braveheart!
-Team Kitana or Team Mileena?
-Welcome home, Bat'leth Barry!
-Holograms, Reptoids & that big ol' hollow moon!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Primus plays us out this week from a chapter from their album Tales From the Punchbowl, here comes one low-flying "Southbound Pachyderm"!

BONUS #1: I refuse to be excited for Playstation 4 until Sony sends me a VHS tape of some kooky shit just like SEGA did for me when I was a kid. Check this wild mess out!

BONUS #2: This is a really thorough, fun documentary about the Mortal Kombat franchise, going through the timeline of all things sold to us with the MK Dragon on it.

BONUS #3: If you happen to have about 7 hours to spare, I do suggest checking this out. David Icke is always interesting to listen to lay down some vibrational goodness. Well good stuff!