Monday, March 4, 2013

If Rock & Roll wasn't already dead, I have finished the job.


Do you like Warhammer 40K?
 Do you like awful music? 
Then boy, do I have a new breakout artist for you!


Written & Performed by Dave and his ipad
Recorded at Dave's ipad Studios, New Jersey
All rights utterly and completely reserved (by Dave's ipad)

LYRICS
Daddy was a Space Marine
Born Tyranid-mean
Bio-altered in a lab
Given giant shoulder pads
Told to make the galaxy clean

He couldn't hold up very well
Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine
Living the American Dream
Destroying Xeno scum
For the Imperium
Riding high on a Melta beam

He couldn't hold up very well
Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine
Just found out where he's been
Got flushed out in the Warp
Fist fighting with an Ork
Now Daddy's a Chaos Marine

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