IN THIS YEAR-STARTING MISSIVE:
-The Headblade wants me dead!
-Let's get secretive!
-Michael Jordan mustache problems!
-The ugly lupine wife of Captain Kirk!
-Instant Hard Core pornography > Lady Wrestling!
-Even more Hollywood Hatred!
-The ups and downs of my 18th year!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Grab your shovel and spade along with Peter Gabriel as we burrow underground and listen to "Digging in the Dirt" from his album Us!