Monday, March 4, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 98


IN THIS BOLT OF CREEPY LIGHTNING:
-Birth of the Spirit Hawk!
-Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ford Fairlane!
-Sega VHS Delivery Service and the fourth station of play!
-The convenient freedom of Mickey Jo Braveheart!
-Team Kitana or Team Mileena?
-Welcome home, Bat'leth Barry!
-Holograms, Reptoids & that big ol' hollow moon!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Primus plays us out this week from a chapter from their album Tales From the Punchbowl, here comes one low-flying "Southbound Pachyderm"!


BONUS #1: I refuse to be excited for Playstation 4 until Sony sends me a VHS tape of some kooky shit just like SEGA did for me when I was a kid. Check this wild mess out!


BONUS #2: This is a really thorough, fun documentary about the Mortal Kombat franchise, going through the timeline of all things sold to us with the MK Dragon on it.


BONUS #3: If you happen to have about 7 hours to spare, I do suggest checking this out. David Icke is always interesting to listen to lay down some vibrational goodness. Well good stuff!

Sunday, February 24, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 97


IN THIS THREAT TO THE IMPERIUM:
-The Rise and Fall of Jack Swagger!
-Zombie carjack city!
-RIP Hotmail!
-Horny time with James St. Balls!
-Saint DDP?
-Re-Return to the Mall and the worst Pizza Hut of all time!
-RUSSIANMETEORSTRIKEWTF!?!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More shows us all how true Country Music should be done with the wonderful sliver of a tune from King For a Day, Fool For a Lifetime, and dares us to come "Take This Bottle"!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 96


IN THIS TORTILLA OF GRIEF:
-Complete and utter post-Blizzard and Super Bowl coverage!
-Rise of the Romulans!
-Some of the finer points of Blackjack etiquette and Irradiated Gambling!
-There ain't no cure for Star Wars grape jelly face syndrome!
-Return to the Mall!
-Bruno Sammartino finally comes home to the Hall!
-Who is Shadave and why is she so fierce?
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead revises an old classic in a sliver from their absolutely proficient Live album from Roseland NYC, here comes more "Sour Times"!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 95


IN THIS TRUCKER WATCHING YOU SLEEP:
-Wire yank 2013!
-Video card grief & UPS malpractice!
-20 years of rather uncooked Pro Wrestling!
-BABYBEERBASHYEARONE!
-Minecraft 64 bit beauty and punching trees with pals!
-Flo + Dave <3 and the fall of Allstate!
-Hey Sailor or Oh, Sheila? 
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: I play for you the official(ish) Karman theme song from Nirvana's album In Utero, it's the rather appropriate "Very Ape"!

Monday, January 14, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 94


IN THIS QUAINT NOTION:
-Trials and tribulations of a Beltless man!
-Alex Jones vs. Piers Morgan/Sanity?
-The mysteries of thin crust pizza and majestic Whopper memoirs!
-Fantastic eyebrows and Webcam therapy!
-Rock's new skeleton!
-More free to play MMO goodness/BOOBS on the horizon!
-The return of Major Gunns!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: In celebration of his upcoming first album in about a decade, we play a song from David Bowie's album Reality, here comes "Bring Me the Disco King!"

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BONUS: I said I was gonna embed the whole Alex Jones/Piers Morgan dealy, but then I immediately forgot about this. Sorry! Anywho, here it is, in all its patriotic glory!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 93


IN THIS AFTERBIRTH OF A NEW YEAR:
-Howdy, 2013!
-The divine art of Nude Roller Derby!
-Car inspection compulsion and the mysteries of your passenger seat! 
-Down with the Lightning cable!
-Middle Earth gets the middle finger!
-An inDELLible cracking of both wallet and will!
-ED 209 and Terminator SCREW!  
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina checks us all in to 2013 with a song from their highly vaunted second offering How We Quit the Forest, it's "The New Zero!"