IN THIS AFTERBIRTH OF A NEW YEAR:
-The divine art of Nude Roller Derby!
-Car inspection compulsion and the mysteries of your passenger seat!
-Down with the Lightning cable!
-Middle Earth gets the middle finger!
-An inDELLible cracking of both wallet and will!
-ED 209 and Terminator SCREW!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina checks us all in to 2013 with a song from their highly vaunted second offering How We Quit the Forest, it's "The New Zero!"