IN THIS MUTUAL COMMERCIAL RELATIONSHIP:
-I am brutalized in a war of words!
-HAIL THE GOD CHILD.
-Down with the rule of one!
-Wizards of the Coast ridiculous and endless rip-off bullcrap nonsense for dummies!
-How to respect the man who tells you right to your face that he porked your girlfriend, by Matt Morgan!
-The problem with candy!
-Role Players Unite!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A man and his piano can never go wrong. Need proof? Look no further! Jerry Lee Lewis plays us out this week with his revised cover of the classic "That Lucky Old Sun!"