Wednesday, March 30, 2011


-Babies with Darkvision?
-I'm going to spell you into the grave!
-The forgotten legacy of the batshit crazy Roivas Family!
-A sterling and legendary 20 year career crammed and shoved into 50 minutes all for the low low price of thirty US Dollars!
-What exactly does Dwayne Johnson owe you?
-The most fascinating manner in which frogs piss!
-The new and improved meatless hamburger!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: From their debut album Dummy, Portishead plays us out this Episode with their toll-free song, "Roads!"


HolidayTrees said...
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HolidayTrees said...

Hey man, have you ever heard of BloodRayne? It's on netflix. You should watch it.

Nuclear Clown said...

@Holiday Trees - I remember the Bloodrayne video game, about a hot Vampire skank with enormous thirst bags prancing around in skimpy outfits. Needless to say, I picked that game up.

I have heard of the movies (I believe they have two of them?), and they star Kristina Lokken (I probably spelled that wrong,) who was the red headed HOT AS FUCK thief girl in the old old MORTAL KOMBAT live action show. She also played the Terminator girl in Terminator 3.

I also remember watching TNA a while back and seeing Jeff Jarret acrtually wear a BLOODRAYNE hat, which delighted me to no end.

While this Lokken dame is a good looking gal, they shoulda got someone a bit heavy for the role. She's just not curvy enough to play a total slab of boobs like Bloodrayne. But yes, I may have to watch and review Bloodrayne on the podcast, because I'm sure it would be god awful.

Thanks for the Netflix alert! I just checked the site and the second one is not available for instant viewing...yet!

HolidayTrees said...

I was forced to watch it a week ago or so. And yeah, obviously it's terrible. Not that I really care (being a straight woman) but she does have a really pretty face. It looked like she was wearing no make-up too.

But oh my god the movie is so bad. I was confused at what was happening half the time and the other half of the time I was just laughing. Like there is this one part where her new friends give her a gift. I think they say something about how the gift is tailored to her taste. So a scene later she apparently puts on her gift (a new outfit) on and it's the same outfit she's been wearing the whole movie. And then her friends see her and they're like "looking good"! I was like what the fuck?!?!

The movie was just FULL of shit like that where you have to go back and replay the scene because it made no sense.

Anyways, maybe if you watched it you would be able to grasp the plot. Cause I sure didn't. And maybe you'll see a difference between the outfits and explain what the hell the point of that was.

Nuclear Clown said...

I will review the crap out of this film! For you see, terrible is my business!