IN THIS BONER BELIEVING EPIPHANY:
-Meet my brand new best friends the Captain, Dodger, Juice and Tangerine!
-Weeds and rampant anti-man sexism!
-Jeff Hardy is on drugs again. Again!
-Dan Akroyd, Britney Spears, and of course, mother fucking ALIENS!
-Dweebs: My tribute to the forgotten candy of the gods!
-Spartacus is a big huge ancient slave prick!
-The most putrid of all holidays rapidly approaches!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Let's get all sort of political with Megadeth's title track from their rather spiffy album United Abominations!