Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 27
IN THIS MUTUAL COMMERCIAL RELATIONSHIP:
-I am brutalized in a war of words!
-HAIL THE GOD CHILD.
-Down with the rule of one!
-Wizards of the Coast ridiculous and endless rip-off bullcrap nonsense for dummies!
-How to respect the man who tells you right to your face that he porked your girlfriend, by Matt Morgan!
-The problem with candy!
-Role Players Unite!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A man and his piano can never go wrong. Need proof? Look no further! Jerry Lee Lewis plays us out this week with his revised cover of the classic "That Lucky Old Sun!"
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 26
IN THIS PROPERLY SPELLED THIRTY FOOT MOON SAULT:
-Francis Kazarian: Spell Checker extraordinaire!
-A complete and total Terminator retrospective!
-By the swollen and painfully erect child pipe of Hades, the Sopranos ending sucked!
-Much to Jeff Jarrett's delight, my relentless hounding of the Bloodrayne trilogy continues!
-The gut wrenching tales of my eating contest years!
-The Death of RPG Stores everyplace!
-Don't hang yourself, Eva, for I still love you!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A truly tubular team-up of bands plays us out this week as 764-Hero & Modest Mouse join forces to bring us their fifteen minute epic "Whenever You See Fit!"
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE SILVER ANNIVERSARY
IN THIS DIRE PREDICTION:
-Hark! The blazing ache of summer dawns!
-Cats, bin men and samurai swords!
-The reality of false advertising and the mysterious disappearance of William Gates!
-Millions and millions of Brazilians!
-I'm beginning to think that Scott Hall likes to drink...
-My holy war against anime!
-The return of the Brood (In my mind, of course!)
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: DJ Shadow gives us all some mighty hep music with a song from the album Preemptive Strike, an excitable little tune called "Organ Donor!"
Thursday, April 7, 2011
NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE OPEN 24 HOURS
IN THIS GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL STAGE:
-Wrestlemania 27: Do I know how to pick 'em or what?
-The snooty nature of star rankings and the outright snobbery of Mage: The Ascension!
-Old school Klingons have no honor but get all the cool!
-Resident Evil is way up on the Residents and way down on the Evil!
-I am just Tough Enough to watch Tough Enough!
-BIMBO BREAD!
-Hail the Blood Curse (Most of it, at least!) and the healing powers of Role Playing Games!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rufus Wainright plays us out this week with a fairly spiff song from his album Poses, where he croons and wails about the lethal pairing of "Cigarettes & Chocolate Milk!"
Breakfast of Champions...and Whores.
The photograph above has not been doctored or tampered with-This is actual Bimbo bread. So tell me, what kind of spread do you like on your Bimbo Bread? Get it? BIMBO? SPREAD? SEX?
No? Uh...howsabout...uh...gimme a minute, I got a billion more...
Saturday, April 2, 2011
NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE XXIII
IN THIS MINT CONDITION TRADE PAPERBACK:
-Breaking international news: Poland dethroned! UK all the way!
-You too can work your way up from lowly Computer technician to Deadly Sniper!
-Jeff Jarret wore a Bloodrayne hat on national television, so how bad could the movie really be?
-Official Wrestlemania 27 predictions!
-Why the Fantastic Four need Iron fist as a member and the puzzling fad of female mirror versions of established Super Heroes!
-Grab your pencils and your Dictionary for even more Irradiated Slang!
-Billy Zane: Unsung hep cat!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket teaches us the finer points of recycling with a song from their downright fantastic fourth album Dulcinea, "Reincarnation Song!"
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