IN THIS STYLISTIC FEINT:
-Enter the Gooey Gak Sheath!
-Life Day and how to utterly ignore it!
-Self help and the flexing of the Responsibility Gland!
-Whopper problems and the inner turmoil of the great Computer dilemma of 2012!
-Don't call me Shortpants!
-The finer points of audio rape!
-Awesome Wrestling Entertainment and Turbo Guys!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: King's X barks and chases cars with us as we all listen to the title track from their album Dogman!