IN THIS EPIC CLASH OF WILLS:
-The attack of James Brown and the Viking Alien Vampire Strippers!
-You remember or not, but Dave is here!
-Jem Hadar attack ships, gambling problems and you!
-Behold the freckled young breasts of Marilyn Mon-I mean, Lindsay Lohan!
-My resignation from the Human Race!
-You too can be a level 1 Pinball Wizard with 4 Hit Points!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More teaches us the finer points of undead dinner time etiquette with a track from The Real Thing, a wondrous little number by the name of "Zombie Eaters!"