IN THIS FERVENT CRUSADE TO THE RUSTED GATES OF NOWHERE:
-Miley Cyrus and the Nitrogen cycle!
-Yo ho, Captain Lance!
-Comprehensive NFL Irradiated MAN TALK?
-Betsy Ross TMZ exclusives and the total non-shock of Darren Young!
-Biff & Raff vs. Jaws!
-Point Breaking my heart!
-CMB karate time!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More plays us a wondrous tune from Album of The Year, here comes "Helpless"!
BONUS: So, here is an awful video I took of a Gaming store about an hour away from me. The entire Plaza is completely desecrated and abandoned, save for this place. It will require at least +5 Plate armor of Financial Security to keep this place in business. If there are any gods left, I entreat them to lend a hand. Also, I still have not figured out that I need to hold my goddamn camera sideways when I take video. Look, I never claimed to be smart.