IN THIS PEN AND PAPER ADVENTURE:
-Cornelius laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his tree!
-It only takes me 18 years to review Groundhog Day!
-The wondrous qualities of Andie MacDowell's magical brillo pad snatch!
-TNA: Wrestling for mother fucking Child Custody since 2011!
-The Brooklyn Brawler > Red Skull!
-Spandex, six pack abs, Spider-Man and your self image!
-7 year old Dave can't get laid rocking his Bo Jackson kicks!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket plays us a lovely melody from their very first album Bread & Circus, the perfectly upstanding number "Scenes from a Vinyl Recliner!"