Thursday, October 10, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 114


IN THIS LINE THAT SHAN'T BE CROSSED:
-Where art thou, Danny Cooksey?
-Dropping the F-Bomb, Way of the Warrior style!
-Typewriter Trauma & Bollywood Powder!
-A super mega ultra macho Irradiated One NFL prediction!
-Awesome Arquettes!
-The annoying Mister Alexander Knox!
-Falling Down: Unsung fantastic movie of the century!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket meditates with us high on a mountaintop with an introspective little number from their album Coil, here comes "Little Buddha"!


BONUS: Over 9 hours of David Icke. I don't need to say anything more, do I? Watch this and become a better person.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 113


IN THIS MODERN ERA MELTDOWN:
-To Azeroth and beyond!
-The Joker's milk machine caper and the rise of Techa Shot!
-Tales from the kinda future!
-Breaking Boardwalk bad empires!
-Fox brain splats & 99 cent gas!
-Who among us is man enough to attempt to digest 711 Pizza?
-Comin' straight outta Fruitbat!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Type O Negative plays us out this episode with a wonderful tune from their album Bloody Kisses, here comes a big ol' heap of "Blood & Fire"!

Monday, September 16, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 112


IN THIS CHRONIC CASE OF THE RUST:
-Hash brown hiccup hysteria and the plight of the fast fooder!
-Chaz Bono appreciation day!
-Orclock 2013?
-Goodbye, Jimmy Sauce Ross!
-Final Fantasies, skirted men and a realm reborn!
-Girls who are boys who don't like boys but date boys who are girls who like boys!
-By the time I get to Disney Land!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A stellar song from April March plays us out this Episode, as we all try and kick the "Chick Habit"!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111.5


IN THIS BOLD DREAM FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE:
-Birth of the Broke Show!
-Vampire Methuselah Dan Akroyd and the interior bruising of the Karate Man!
-Buddy Lembeck + Jamie Lee 4 Ever!
-Dictating Dictatorship with Allison Burgers!
-Sylvester Stallone: Ventriloquist Dummy?
-Philadelphia Art Institute's resident Wizardly princess!
-Half season blues with Breaking Bad!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get to hear some wonderful drums from Sonic Youth this episode, who is good enough to play a song from their album Washing Machine, the grand ol' song "Becuz"!

Monday, September 2, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111


IN THIS FERVENT CRUSADE TO THE RUSTED GATES OF NOWHERE:
-Miley Cyrus and the Nitrogen cycle!
-Yo ho, Captain Lance!
-Comprehensive NFL Irradiated MAN TALK?
-Betsy Ross TMZ exclusives and the total non-shock of Darren Young!
-Biff & Raff vs. Jaws!
-Point Breaking my heart!
-CMB karate time!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More plays us a wondrous tune from Album of The Year, here comes "Helpless"!


BONUS: So, here is an awful video I took of a Gaming store about an hour away from me. The entire Plaza is completely desecrated and abandoned, save for this place. It will require at least +5 Plate armor of Financial Security to keep this place in business. If there are any gods left, I entreat them to lend a hand. Also, I still have not figured out that I need to hold my goddamn camera sideways when I take video. Look, I never claimed to be smart.



BONUS #2: Just because I feel the need to provide proof of my exploits, I present to you the New Jackiest of Karate Schools ever! 


BONUS #3: In case you don't get the reference :]

Monday, August 5, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 110


IN THIS BULLET TO THE NOGGIN OF PROGRESS:
-Tales from the Dick!
-The return of Stan Slam and Mimi Gable!
-Pretzel problems!
-Toad the Wet Racket?
-How Reverend Ronda Rousey became expendable!
-Banal Bella Boobies!
-It's Neverwinter in Philadelphia!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie shows us what color his soul is with a lovely sound-shard from Young Americans, here comes some "Fascination"!


BONUS: In this Episode I talk about Stan Slam and his plucky Sidekick Mimi Gable, and I managed to dig up the original picture I did of them when I was a young lad. It's drawn on gruesome yellow paper, so the scan looks hideous, but you get the idea!