Crit School: New GM Survival Guide

In the first Crit School I talked about pretty much everything Role Playing related, and in this second installment I specifically target my wordy wrath at new Game Masters who are running games for the first time and could use some pointer from a grizzled combat veteran of the art like meself!  

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ULTRA SPECIAL BONUS AUDIO - UNCLE DAVE’S STORY TIME: CHAPTER ONE

I hate clip shows. So I made a clip show. I don't make any sense. Anyways, wanna hear a story or five?

(0:00 to 8:27) Introduction

(8:27 to 34:12) Dave’s first job/People think Dave is gay (NCR Episode 3)

(34:12 to 43:32) Dave shaves his head (NCR Episode 4)

(43:32 to 1:14:22) Dave’s dream (NCR Episode 8)

(1:14:22 to 1:29:27) Dave’s subliminal message/Dave’s Terminator masterpiece (NCR Episode 9)

(1:29:27 to 1:54:19) Dave hires a stripper/Dave’s car accident (NCR Episode 11)

(1:54:19 to 2:09:37) Dave the jellyfish/Dave the inventor (NCR Episode 14)

(2:09:37 to 2:16:12) Dave rents gay porn (NCR Episode 18)

(2:16:12 to 2:47:10) Dave cuts himself shaving/Dave takes drugs (NCR Episode 19)

(2:47:10 to 2:53:04) Dave the criminal (NCR Episode 21)

(2:53:04 to 2:56:07) Dave hates snipers (NCR Episode 23)

(2:56:07 to 3:28:39) Dave’s RPG problems/Dave instant kills his friend (NCR Episode 33)

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ULTRA SPECIAL BONUS AUDIO - OTIS: WHERE'S MY GRAND RADIO DADDY? (RETROSPECTIVE)

Okay, that title probably doesn't make much sense, so allow me to elaborate! Back in 1999, I was 19 years old, wide eyed, less fat, was the proud owner of a full head of hair and was filled with hope (and donuts.) At this time I was in a band with some of my friends I went to high school with, and we put together a CD of 15 original songs. The band was called Otis, and the album is Where's My Grand Radio Daddy? 

So I figure, since I have all these songs laying around, I may as well put them to use! I talk about the recording of the album, as well as do a song by song breakdown, followed by me playing the actual song, so it's kind of like one of those VH1 Storytellers type thingies, only much less cool!        

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Extra Bonus: Also, for your downloading pleasure/disinterest, below is a list of the individual songs that you can download if you find the music less than dreadfulicious. Enjoy! I hope!

OTIS: WHERE'S MY GRAND RADIO DADDY?

1-The Unfamiliar Grand Stand Big Band Otis Theme Song

2-Take That Safety Boy

3-Enter Sandman

4-30 Dollar Bullet Magnet

5-Negative Executive

6-Chocolate Words of Doom

7-Death of the Dinosaurs

8-Viva Swing

9-Feel My Lethal Evil

10-Charlie Wing

11-Santa Fe Chamber Music

12-Breakthru In Ceramics

13-Livin’ La Vida Otis

14-Ode To Lou Diamond Phillips

15-Electric Fences And Super Fast Cars 

UNRELEASED BONUS TRACK

1-Autotransit

OTIS
Jared Duncan - Basses
Greg Kuter - Guitars
Joe Pfeiffer - Drums
Dave Roman - Vocals

ULTRA SPECIAL BONUS AUDIO - CRIT SCHOOL

I said I was going to puke up some Bonus Audio during the latest episode of NCR, and a Dave always keeps his promises! CRIT SCHOOL is a one time audio blurb I did about the sweet (Read: lonely) science of role playing, and in this LONG ASS file I talk about all sorts of aspects about running games and the like. I go over my personal philosophy on Game Mastering, as well as talk about my pet peeves and even give an adventure by adventure run down of one of the Campaigns I ran some time ago.

WARNING: This chunk of audio is solely about Role Playing Games, and I talk about absolutely nothing else. It is also FOUR HOURS long, so seriously, unless you like this sort of shit a LOT, you certainly will hate this! You have been more than warned.

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