Monday, January 14, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 94


IN THIS QUAINT NOTION:
-Trials and tribulations of a Beltless man!
-Alex Jones vs. Piers Morgan/Sanity?
-The mysteries of thin crust pizza and majestic Whopper memoirs!
-Fantastic eyebrows and Webcam therapy!
-Rock's new skeleton!
-More free to play MMO goodness/BOOBS on the horizon!
-The return of Major Gunns!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: In celebration of his upcoming first album in about a decade, we play a song from David Bowie's album Reality, here comes "Bring Me the Disco King!"

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BONUS: I said I was gonna embed the whole Alex Jones/Piers Morgan dealy, but then I immediately forgot about this. Sorry! Anywho, here it is, in all its patriotic glory!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 93


IN THIS AFTERBIRTH OF A NEW YEAR:
-Howdy, 2013!
-The divine art of Nude Roller Derby!
-Car inspection compulsion and the mysteries of your passenger seat! 
-Down with the Lightning cable!
-Middle Earth gets the middle finger!
-An inDELLible cracking of both wallet and will!
-ED 209 and Terminator SCREW!  
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina checks us all in to 2013 with a song from their highly vaunted second offering How We Quit the Forest, it's "The New Zero!"

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

A super duper special season's greeting from Nuclear Clown Inc!


No matter what type of ancient happy-time celebratory tradition you personally uphold, won't you please do the Irradiated One a big ol' favor and have a super fantastic holiday season! Please accept this extra special Holiday card on behalf of myself and the ever-jolly Atomic Angie! Ho-ho-ho, Ho!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 92


IN THIS STYLISTIC FEINT:
-Enter the Gooey Gak Sheath!
-Life Day and how to utterly ignore it!
-Self help and the flexing of the Responsibility Gland!
-Whopper problems and the inner turmoil of the great Computer dilemma of 2012!
-Don't call me Shortpants!
-The finer points of audio rape!
-Awesome Wrestling Entertainment and Turbo Guys!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: King's X barks and chases cars with us as we all listen to the title track from their album Dogman!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 91


IN THIS FAILURE TO CAPITULATE:
-Ben Kingsley problems!
-The great Minecraft Chicken apocalypse of 2012!
-Charlotte Church's robust rack attack?
-Uninspired torture techniques and the Governor's first term scrutiny!
-How the Shield protects us from entertainment!
-Old Republic loading screens and the quest for a fourth 50!
-Special guest host: Owen Wilson!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: DJ Shadow has a nice little showdown with FUNKY BEATZ in this week's entry to the Irradiated ipod, delivering a slice off the album Preemptive Strike, it's "High Noon!"

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 90


IN THIS WILD AND BASELESS ACCUSATION: 
-Introducing the Hostess Blitzkrieg! 
-Girls with Lobster Hands and male nipple licking for Dummies!
-Botching MMO Cash Shops, Old Republic style!
-How Minecraft fixed my computer!
-Katina Feygal?
-Sexy Vulcan Everquest throwback hooter marketing!
-Brooms to asses!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket is good enough to lend us a song from their breakthrough album Fear, and remind us all to "Pray Your Gods!"