What an awesome face I am making in the preview picture for this video. That shit belongs on a stamp.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 49

IN THIS PARTIALLY FINISHED GAME:

-Free UFC for you and me!

-All sorts of Heck on Wheels and the invincible members of SAMCRO!

-The return of Hollywood Hatred!

-A freaking book review? Are you serious?

-Caveman science and the origins of the Jet Plane!

-How hard is it to fit one book into a single movie?

-Hercules and Hawking!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Here comes Megadeth with a lovely few minutes of music from their most recent (and quite solid) release Th1rt3en, it's "Deadly Nightshade!"

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ULTRA SPECIAL BONUS AUDIO - UNCLE DAVE’S STORY TIME: CHAPTER ONE

I hate clip shows. So I made a clip show. I don't make any sense. Anyways, wanna hear a story or five?

(0:00 to 8:27) Introduction

(8:27 to 34:12) Dave’s first job/People think Dave is gay (NCR Episode 3)

(34:12 to 43:32) Dave shaves his head (NCR Episode 4)

(43:32 to 1:14:22) Dave’s dream (NCR Episode 8)

(1:14:22 to 1:29:27) Dave’s subliminal message/Dave’s Terminator masterpiece (NCR Episode 9)

(1:29:27 to 1:54:19) Dave hires a stripper/Dave’s car accident (NCR Episode 11)

(1:54:19 to 2:09:37) Dave the jellyfish/Dave the inventor (NCR Episode 14)

(2:09:37 to 2:16:12) Dave rents gay porn (NCR Episode 18)

(2:16:12 to 2:47:10) Dave cuts himself shaving/Dave takes drugs (NCR Episode 19)

(2:47:10 to 2:53:04) Dave the criminal (NCR Episode 21)

(2:53:04 to 2:56:07) Dave hates snipers (NCR Episode 23)

(2:56:07 to 3:28:39) Dave’s RPG problems/Dave instant kills his friend (NCR Episode 33)

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 48 YEAR ONE SPECIAL(?)

IN THIS 365 DAY FULL CIRCLE:

-A year of Irradiation!

-WHAT IS THE GOOCH?

-Give me five gold and I'll tell you everything!

-In space no one can hear a bunch of oversexed space teenagers scream as they get all sorts of carved up by space Jason Vorhees...in space...

-Cops and Megadeth and Robbers and Chimps and Guns!

-How to spill yogurt all over yourself and the remarkable longevity of Hey Dude!

-No more Beer and Money!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead celebrates a full year of NCR with a nice little number from their debut album Dummy, it's "Wandering Star!"

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Awesome Space Dame Fashion!

Hey, check this girl out.

Seriously, that is some well good shit, right there.

I know that it's a cruddy picture as far as quality/resolution/clarity goes, but I searched for a good THREE OR FOUR minutes via Google to find it, so I have exhausted the limits of my effort-pool to bring you this. What was that, you ask? Is this just some random piece of young, soft lovely that I'm posting for kicks? Of course not. On the next Nuclear Clown Radio broadcast I will be talking about JASON X, where space meets machete to the delight of no one, save myself. I bring up this girl specifically in the Podcast, and I promised myself I would post a picture of her so everyone could see what I was talking to.

See, this girl right here isn't normally my type. I like girls with chin length bobbed hair, huge, unwieldy breasts and hips that could tip over a Buick. This girl here is thin, not tremendously busty, and is pretty lithe of frame. So, what's the big, then? 

Easy! Style. Her outfit is fantastic and cute and boner-encouraging, and proves a point that clothing and style are often times more important and sexier than the person actually sporting the clothes to begin with. So, if you wanna see lovely Janessa here prancing about for about an hour and a half in that unbelievably sexy outfit, go watch Jason X on the Netflix instant Queue and you and your boner can have some great laughs!

This commercial hasn't gotten any less great...

I don't even like Halo, and this video is old as heck, but it still rules so very hard...seriously. One of my all time favorite commercials of all time. The cinematic majesty displayed here is second to none, with the exception of NIGHT TRAP, of course. I mean, let's not get carried away...

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 47

IN THIS TEMPORAL HEIST:

-Earth 2 Apocalypse 0!

-Were there boobs in Brain Scan or not?

-My last words!

-A Dungeons & Dragons meltdown!

-Jalapenos, Margaritas (no salt), staircases and me!

-Time Banditry and how to make a homeless Orphan!

-Death to onions!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket plays us out this week with a fun song from their album Pale, here comes "Corporal Brown!"

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