NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 150.5

IN THIS  DISTILLED ESSENCE:

-I dream of Billy Bob!

-Rise of the Uncanny Hang-Glider man!

-Han and Leia sittin' in a tree!

-Return of the streak!

-Hillary Clinton and Simon Adebisi: Cell Mates?

-Survivor Series 2016 rundown!

-Ask Dave: Thanksgiving foodfest 5000!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie plays us out this episode with a song from his album Low, putting us on the payroll with "A New Career In A New Town"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 150 YEAR SIX ANNIVERSARY MONTAGE OF BURNT NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS EXTRAVAGANZA

IN THIS SUDSY SIX PACK OF SORROW:

-Election 2016 Fallout (literally/incoming)!

-"Steampunk" High School Dracula theater production problems!

-Halloween Hijinks and an Irradiated Rocky Horror Picture show live show!

-No Man's Sky shows us how to underwhelm on a galactic scale!

-Where art thou, Emilio Estevez?

-All for one, and one for free booze and Philly pretzel factory goodness!

-Over six hours of just about the worst podcasting you are likely to come across!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Elastica plays us out this episode with the closing number of their second and final album The Menace, covering a righteous and happy 80's tune, "Da Da Da"!

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Hour One

-Emilio Estevez Wikipedia Wormhole

-REPO MAN movie review

-No Man's Sky video game review

Hour Two

-The true nature of Humankind

-Song stories and their link to memory

-Dave's 2016 Indianapolis Halloween escapades

-Irvington Halloween Festival Festivities and the grand Popcorn Prince

-An Irradiated Ghost Tour 

-Dracula: The play

Hour Three

-Billy Bob Thornton and Bad Santa 2 discussion

-Three Musketeers play and free food and BOOZE for me

Hour Four

-Rocky Horror Picture Show movie Review

-Rocky Horror LIVE and Dave the narc

-President Pussy-Grabber VICTORIOUS

Hour Five

-Chris Bell Documentary Reviews: Bigger, Stronger, Faster, Prescription Thugs, and Trophy Kids

-Fallout 4 DLC discussion: Vault Tec Workshop and Nuka World

Hour Six

-IN DEPTH SPORTS TALK ANALYSIS!

-World Series discussion and the return of JOBU

-Star Trek: Beyond review 

-Ask Dave

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 149

IN THIS DANGEROUS AND UNSEEMLY HABIT:

-A Song of Echo & Static!

-The search for the next Elvira AND the next Irradiated One!

-Westworld is a slow, boring, sucky mess three episodes in and probably won't improve!

-Goldberg 2016!

-Star Wars: The Old Republic: Game of Eternal Thrones!

-Ask Dave: Halloween movie massacre madness!

-Nintendo problems and the quest for nostalgia! 

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Type O Negative plays us out this week with a song from their album Life Is Killing Me, here comes a great big bunch of "I Don't Wanna Be Me"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 148

IN THIS PERSISTENT ECHO FROM THE BEARDED NEPTUNE GODHEAD:

-The great big bad Voyage Home deception!

-Please, oh please eagle-clutch my pussy, Mister President!

-All new irradiated SPORTS TALK!

-The rise of @FatDirtbag!

-Ask Dave: A study in slang!

-Return to Westworld!

-Bulky/ugly Virtual Reality Headsets: The Sequel?

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: The clock is certainly on fire with Red Hot Chili Peppers, who play us a slice from the criminally underrated album One Hot Minute, here comes "Deep Kick"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 147

IN THIS GRAND EXODUS:

-The wrath of Big Sal Gaboozo!

-Fallout 4 six-month six-pack DLC release fatigue and me!

-The lies of No Man's Sky?

-Attack of the Legion (Take two)!

-Blade: The Series well-deserved lovin' and the return of the Daywalker!

-Finally, the Final Deletion!

-Count Dracula's pipin' hot homemade Pierogies!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Our post-apocalyptic brothers in arms Carnivore play us out this week with a tune from their self titled debut album, enlisting us in "World Wars III & IV"!

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BONUS 1: So, this is the greatest/classiest mascot for any business I have ever seen, and I must share with you all! We applaud and salute you, classy pizza chimp!

BONUS 2: Here, in all its glory, I bring to you THE FINAL DELETION!

Let's talk some H.P. Warcraft.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 146

IN THIS SUMMER SIZZLE REEL:

-Dave's Calendar Initiative!

-Game of Assassin's Throne Creed!

-A catalystic cataclysm for Mirror's Edge? 

-DECISION 2016 and the new Irradiated CEO of Apple!

-Of Shieks and Snakes!

-Tellarite/Andorian neglect and the racism of the United Federation of Planets!

-How to fleece the legal system!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More returns after almost 20 years of silence, offering a downright awesome entry from their latest album Sol Invictus, "Matador"!

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Warcraft. Warcraft never changes.

I've had some downright gruesome looking still frames before, but this one is right up there at the top of the list!

Get some PoonKrang.

Look at the shields we're throwing. The way we've always done before.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 145

IN THIS UNFLATTERING ANGLE:

-Mother's day Jenny McCarthy gift ideas for 2017!

-A Crow double feature review: The Crow and The Crow: Wicked Prayer!

-The debut of Count Dracula's very own segment: Ask Dave!

-Game of Thrones shotgun-spread storytelling syndrome!

-A Flight Stewardess' $1,500 criminal empire!

-Pond, James Pond!

-Lost Girl, please get lost!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: It's been forever since we've heard from our old buddies over at Toad The Wet Sprocket, who play us a fine diddy from their lovely compilation album In Light Syrup, singing an ode to the 'Janitor'!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 144

IN THIS GRAND START TO A NEW AGE:

-A comprehensive and completely late Wrestlemania weekend review!

-To Saul's solo show we go!

-Return of the WMAC Masters? 

-Bo Jackson shoes and Roos 4 me and 4 yooz!

-Amadeus: Director's Cut boobies!

-Enter the Wasteland Workshop!

-RuPaul and RuDave drag queen fashion fever 2016!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Donovan sets sail with a song from his album Barabajagal, guiding us to the enchanted shores of "Atlantis"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 143

IN THIS WALKING EXAMPLE OF NATURE'S CARELESSNESS:

-Fallout: Automatron!

-Star Wars Battlefront and the ballad of Nien Nunb!

-A Thora Birch trilogy review: American Beauty, The Hole & Ghost World!

-The finer points of force ghosting!

-Unwritten rules of gal-judging?

-Steve Buscemi sex problems!

-Emperor Palpatine: Dumpster diver!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina plays us out this week with the opening number from their keen live album A Radical Recital, here comes "Saline the Salt Lake Queen"!

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BONUS: Behold, the righteous BLUESHAMMER! Sonic bliss and the greatest live performance of all time begins at around 2:25 in. Enjoy!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 142.5

IN THIS GREATEST LOVE OF ALL:

-An Irradiated duel to the death!

-Return of the Time Warp!

-Thora Birch and the BATS effect!

-NetflixReviewPartyTime: Splatter & Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2!

-Tales from the Van!

-Gift horse problems!

-AJ Styles: Cell phone signer!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Red Hot Chili Peppers introduce us to a good old friend of theirs and play us a sultry spell from their masterpiece Blood Sugar Sex Magik, here comes "Sir Psycho Sexy"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 142

IN THIS WAR OF CURRENTS:

-Mister Spock: Voyeur!

-Enter the Dreaming with Corey Feldman!

-Pee Wee's big reboot?

-1 simple rule for grabbing your 70 year old boss!

-Peyton Manning foot rub genital face bash!

-Stop: CUPPATIMEZ!

-The quest for Irish Cream!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth plays us out this week with the closing number from their lovely return to form Dystopia, teaching us all about "Foreign Policy"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 141 SUPER BOWL POST SHOW EDITION

IN THIS FOOTBALL FALLOUT:

-Completely (in)comprehensive Super Bowl 50 post game coverage!

-Introducing: The Marriage Lease!

-THE MAN CALLED GOLDBORG!

-Out of Order 1886!

-Dave's doctrine of Fortune and the secrets of the cosmos!

-Oh, how the manly have fallen!

-Bitches get Twitches?

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: DJ Shadow plays us out this week with a fantastic track from his debut album Entroducing..., here comes "Midnight In A Perfect World"!

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BONUS: Here is the documentary on GG Allin that I mentioned in my podcast in its entirety. Be warned that there is quite a bit of downright EXPLOSIVELY EXPLICIT STUFF going on all over this video. You have been warned!

BONUS 2: Here is another, far more polished documentary about GG Allin that I stumbled across in my internet travels for you all to enjoy and punch people in the face to!

Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so imprecise.

I am dreadful at this game, but this has been, by far, my grandest moment serving the Empire!

How live is your stream, bro?

So, I am pretty terrible at video games, and I aim to prove it by live streaming every now and again! Here is a link to my profile on Twitch so that you can come laugh at my noob sauce or whatever it is the kids say these days.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 140

IN THIS BOMBASTIC TIRADE:

-Farewell, Starman!

-Gwen Stefani and the Philosopher's Stone?

-America Online: CULT CLASSIC!

-Undead hygiene problems and Irradiated discipline!

-Argento's Dracula 3-D gives us great racks and mantis attacks!

-The Undiscovered Country > Wrath of Kahn 4 Lyfe!

-An Irradiated Book review: SOUL ON FIRE by Jeff Wagner!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Type O Negative plays us out this week with a stirring dirge about the perils of cocaine addiction from their album World Coming Down, "White Slavery"! 

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BONUS: I talked about David Bowie having the greatest mugshot EVER taken, and I was not in any way exaggerating. Here it is!

Snow puke bear girl.