Saturday, December 19, 2015

The fat is strong with this one...


Yes, I know the video stutters and freezes and is generally ruined. There is nothing I can do about this and I have no idea why this happened. Such is life!

Monday, November 23, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO EPISODE 139 - YEAR 5 I-DO-THIS-STUFF-LIKE-TWICE-A-YEAR TOP SHELF EDITION


IN THIS DAUNTING AND DELAYED HALF-DECADE DIRGE:
-5 agonizing hours of anniversary celebration!
-Wonder Years problems and the great Mrs. Arnold debate!
-Phantom Pains & Quiet hooters!
-The terrible truths of hand washing!
-Mel Gibson: SOUL BINDER!
-Golden Age comics and just how far we've fallen!
-The key to irradiated parenting!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: 5 years of NCR calls for an obvious choice of closing music, as David Bowie celebrates this momentous occasion with the opening track from the absolute classic album The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars, here comes "Five Years"!

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 138.5


IN THIS SHATTERED BROKEN RECORD:
-Ins and outs of being FINE!
-Remember the Phone Booth!
-An American Trumping!
-Daredevil school yearbook braille tales!
-True Detectives and a tribute to Woody Harrelson!
-Lazy TV from across the pond!
-The ballad of Baldy Uberson!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Our fine friends at Elastica offer us an outro from their self titled debut album, preparing us for an audio "All Nighter"!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Hot & sexy summer movie foursome xOxOxO.


Avengers: Age of Ultron! Terminator: Genisys! Minions! Mad Max: Fury Road! Four reviews for the price (and length) of one in this OUTRAGEOUS Summertime bonanza!?

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 138


IN THIS SUDDEN IMPACT:
-Age of the Alexvanderpooleera!
-Dave Rules: Second Edition!
-Fun with prostitutes!
-Hunter: The Reckoning problems and the great crossover debate!
-Viva la Revolution X!
-Taylor Swift: 45 year old Aunt for hire!
-Return to the Old Republic!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Fellow post-apocalyptic brothers in arms Carnivore play us out this episode with a song from their second album Retaliation, "Five Billion Dead"!

Friday, June 26, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 137


IN THIS ERA OF LOWERED EXPECTATION:
-The rise and fall of Dracula's Playhouse!
-Irradiated bible study!
-Rand Paul: Woman h8r!
-Judy Jetson and the Sons of Anarchy!
-Doogie Howser's best friend, The Kingpin!
-Tales from the 80's?
-Welcome back, Fallout!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie puts on quite a live performance from the album Ziggy Stardust: The Motion Picture, opening their stirring and final set with "Hang Onto Yourself"!


BONUS: I talk about my rabid Shirley Manson obsession growing up in this episode, and this performance in particular only exacerbated the condition...especially at around the 3 minute mark! 

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 136 WRESTLEMANIA POST GAME REPORT


IN THIS STALWART STATE OF RESOLVE:
-Princess Leia: Role Model!
-8 simple Dave Rules for playing RPG's with my daughter!
-The problem with having and eating cake!
-Nothing But Trouble is nothing but nonsense!
-How Motown Records saved the world!
-The ghost of Rocky Balboa!
-Comprehensive Wrestlemania 31 coverage!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Perhaps the grandest song in the history of sound, Smokey Robinson & The Miracles play us out this week with their absolute classic, "The Tracks Of My Tears"!

Thursday, March 19, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 135 HALF-TIPSY EDITION


IN THIS WAR-TORN NATION:
-Two half-men, half drunk, for half a podcast!
-Fred Savage problems and the great Dorito crunch conspiracy!
-Gambit and Deadpool: YOUR NEW GOLDEN AGE?
-Triple H: Man Of A Thousand Nonsense!
-Gotham City child labor law disputes! 
-Busting blocks with the Lego Movie!
-Ode to Justine Frischmann!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: After about 18 years, Faith No More returns to lend us a song from their upcoming album Sol Invictus, here comes a great big boat load of "Motherfucker"!


BONUS: While we're all feeling so FAITHLESS, here is another single from their first album in almost two decades for all our listening pleasure. Sol Invictus makes its highly anticipated arrival on May 19th!

Monday, February 23, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 134.5


IN THIS PATCH OF EDITED HISTORY:
-ColorUsBadd@aol.com!
-Johnny 5 problems!
-Paging Doctor Van Skyperton!
-The finer points of Irradiated employee discipline!
-Comprehensive and utterly late Super Bowl coverage!
-How to complete a wrestling character 101!
-Return to Baker Street!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead plays us out this week with a lovely little number from their self-titled second album, giving us a "Half Day Closing"!

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 134


IN THIS GRADUAL AND SLOPING AGE OF DECLINE:
-Enter the Bathtub Bully!
-Channing Tatum: Terminator extraordinaire!
-Walkman tales!
-Dave <3 Tekla 4 evarrrrr! 
-The legend of the Adebisi Cupcake! 
-All hail 66!
-The truth about Gas prices!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina stares at the stars with us with a song from their classic album How We Quit The Forest, showing us all telltale "Sign Of The Zodiac"!

Sunday, January 4, 2015

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 133


IN THIS SCORCHED EARTH POLICY:
-The last fetus of Krypton!
-Kabal fatality problems and free Mortal Kombat for all!
-A tribute to the Tribute!
-Girls Gone Wild, customer service & me!
-Won't someone get Deathstroke the Terminator a cigarette?
-Pandering parkway prose from Bruce Springsteen!
-The first horrible podcast of 2015!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Beck plays us out this episode with a thrilling audio number from Mellow Gold, moving us right next to some "Truckdrivin Neighbors Downstairs"!