IN THIS HORRIFIC MIDNITE RIDE OF THE HAIRLESS HORSEMAN:
-Special (polter)guest (g)host: Count Dracula!
-Meeting an Irradiated DEADline!
-The difference between Doctors and Walking Dead strep throat!
-Zombie wife problems and the entitled Mister Dylon!
-David Bowtweet Enterprises, LLC?
-The return of Patricia Arquette's rack and the Collard Beanstalk?
-Hauntingly lame Halloween Store humdrum and the rise of Jaundice Goldberg!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie spooks us all out with a song from the utter classic album Diamond Dogs, reminding us that "We Are The Dead"!