Monday, September 16, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 112


IN THIS CHRONIC CASE OF THE RUST:
-Hash brown hiccup hysteria and the plight of the fast fooder!
-Chaz Bono appreciation day!
-Orclock 2013?
-Goodbye, Jimmy Sauce Ross!
-Final Fantasies, skirted men and a realm reborn!
-Girls who are boys who don't like boys but date boys who are girls who like boys!
-By the time I get to Disney Land!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A stellar song from April March plays us out this Episode, as we all try and kick the "Chick Habit"!

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111.5


IN THIS BOLD DREAM FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE:
-Birth of the Broke Show!
-Vampire Methuselah Dan Akroyd and the interior bruising of the Karate Man!
-Buddy Lembeck + Jamie Lee 4 Ever!
-Dictating Dictatorship with Allison Burgers!
-Sylvester Stallone: Ventriloquist Dummy?
-Philadelphia Art Institute's resident Wizardly princess!
-Half season blues with Breaking Bad!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get to hear some wonderful drums from Sonic Youth this episode, who is good enough to play a song from their album Washing Machine, the grand ol' song "Becuz"!

Monday, September 2, 2013

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111


IN THIS FERVENT CRUSADE TO THE RUSTED GATES OF NOWHERE:
-Miley Cyrus and the Nitrogen cycle!
-Yo ho, Captain Lance!
-Comprehensive NFL Irradiated MAN TALK?
-Betsy Ross TMZ exclusives and the total non-shock of Darren Young!
-Biff & Raff vs. Jaws!
-Point Breaking my heart!
-CMB karate time!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More plays us a wondrous tune from Album of The Year, here comes "Helpless"!


BONUS: So, here is an awful video I took of a Gaming store about an hour away from me. The entire Plaza is completely desecrated and abandoned, save for this place. It will require at least +5 Plate armor of Financial Security to keep this place in business. If there are any gods left, I entreat them to lend a hand. Also, I still have not figured out that I need to hold my goddamn camera sideways when I take video. Look, I never claimed to be smart.



BONUS #2: Just because I feel the need to provide proof of my exploits, I present to you the New Jackiest of Karate Schools ever! 


BONUS #3: In case you don't get the reference :]