Crit School: New GM Survival Guide

In the first Crit School I talked about pretty much everything Role Playing related, and in this second installment I specifically target my wordy wrath at new Game Masters who are running games for the first time and could use some pointer from a grizzled combat veteran of the art like meself!  

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE AGENT 99

IN THIS LAST UNICORN:

-Bestest Spring ever?
-Language skill barriers and the face-licking goodness of Chaos inspired shipping!

-The Galactic Republic wants you (to get to level 50 before the expansion)!
-Thank you, Suzanne Vega!

-A fabulous The Next Day sneak peek and pseudo listening par-tay review!

-BREAKING NEWS: The Walking Dead gets supremely rare mad props from The Irradiated One!

-The Funeral Parlor for a friend!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth plays some fabulous board games with us and plays us a nice little trim from their underrated effort Risk, it's "Ecstasy"!

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BONUS: I dare you to sit through this. No, seriously. I proudly and majestically present, for your viewing pleasure: George Anton's DRACULA! On a side note, I actually know the font that this movie uses. It is called Bleeding Cowboys. I use photoshop sometimes, so I know some fonts.

 

If Rock & Roll wasn't already dead, I have finished the job.

Do you like Warhammer 40K?

 Do you like awful music? 

Then boy, do I have a new breakout artist for you!

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Written & Performed by Dave and his ipad

Recorded at Dave's ipad Studios, New Jersey

All rights utterly and completely reserved (by Dave's ipad)

LYRICS

Daddy was a Space Marine

Born Tyranid-mean

Bio-altered in a lab

Given giant shoulder pads

Told to make the galaxy clean

He couldn't hold up very well

Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine

Living the American Dream

Destroying Xeno scum

For the Imperium

Riding high on a Melta beam

He couldn't hold up very well

Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine

Just found out where he's been

Got flushed out in the Warp

Fist fighting with an Ork

Now Daddy's a Chaos Marine

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 98

IN THIS BOLT OF CREEPY LIGHTNING:

-Birth of the Spirit Hawk!

-Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ford Fairlane!

-Sega VHS Delivery Service and the fourth station of play!

-The convenient freedom of Mickey Jo Braveheart!

-Team Kitana or Team Mileena?

-Welcome home, Bat'leth Barry!

-Holograms, Reptoids & that big ol' hollow moon!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Primus plays us out this week from a chapter from their album Tales From the Punchbowl, here comes one low-flying "Southbound Pachyderm"!

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BONUS #1: I refuse to be excited for Playstation 4 until Sony sends me a VHS tape of some kooky shit just like SEGA did for me when I was a kid. Check this wild mess out!

BONUS #2: This is a really thorough, fun documentary about the Mortal Kombat franchise, going through the timeline of all things sold to us with the MK Dragon on it.

BONUS #3: If you happen to have about 7 hours to spare, I do suggest checking this out. David Icke is always interesting to listen to lay down some vibrational goodness. Well good stuff!