IN THIS THREAT TO THE IMPERIUM:
-The Rise and Fall of Jack Swagger!
-Zombie carjack city!
-RIP Hotmail!
-Horny time with James St. Balls!
-Saint DDP?
-Re-Return to the Mall and the worst Pizza Hut of all time!
-RUSSIANMETEORSTRIKEWTF!?!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More shows us all how true Country Music should be done with the wonderful sliver of a tune from King For a Day, Fool For a Lifetime, and dares us to come "Take This Bottle"!