NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE ONE TO ONE

IN THIS LAST GASP OF 2013:

-Tales from the pole and how to snatch a beer bottle!

-James Pond and Kevin Smith problems!

-How I got seduced by RYGOSS!

-Clint Eastwood sans cool employee tales!

-RETURN OF THE SACK?

-Long overdue RPG talk: The Virtual Game Table discussion!

-Champions unite!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie plays us out of 2013 with a song from the album Space Oddity, her comes a quite vivid "Memory Of A Free Festival"!

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Happy-Holiday-Time-Stuff from all your pals here at Nuclear Clown Incorporated!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 120 THANKSGIVING FEAST FREAK OUT

IN THIS FOUL FOWL FEAST:

-Billy from Predator problems!

-How to be thankful to the Macho Man Randy Savage!

-Back on the road with Sons of Anarchy Season 5!

-Super secret Black Friday shopping tips on how to save the Human race!

-The finer points of Fishing and Hunting with Ted Nugent's hour of death!

-Boring X-Men substitute teacher Cyclops ricochet parlor tricks?

-Why Microsoft needs to see your penis and the struggle for equal rights!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: I'm sure we are all thankful for Beck, who plays us out this Episode with a stuffed song from the classic Mellow Gold, here comes "Steal My Body Home"!

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Bonus: My new complete and utter smash hit Thanksgiving song "Turkey Beef" is now available to download in two versions! YOU'RE WELCOME.

Download the Extended Version!

Download the Radio Edit Version!

TURKEY BEEF

Lyrics by The Irradiated One/Music by Count Dracula

Well many centuries ago

The Queen of England said fo sho

I need some turkey so let's go

to the new world

She was so tired of Fish and chips

So she built herself three ships

and dropped a bomb on Atlantis

You go girl

When she arrived on foreign shore

Chief Sitting Bull he sure was sore

We gonna scalp you English whore

Any last words?

Yea just these

Me the Queen of England and me got mad rhymes 

Slayin sucka MC's me do that every time

You see me came a long way and sailed across the sea

To stuff me regal Queenie face

Me jackin alla dat turkey

I am Sitting Bull and I don't play that mess

Jack me for my turk? Ho, surely you jest

All my braves and I will fight you to the grim death

Even though you're kinda fly and your rhymes are quite def

It would surely be a shame to scalp an MC like you

Why don't we write some funky jams and you can share all our food

The Queen and Sitting Bull did flow

Then they shared the turkeys yo

Setting aside disses and ranks

To give thanks

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 119.5

IN THIS SECOND LOOK AT A ROILING SUNSET:

-5 hour monster bull party?

-The truth about Rats!

-How to turn down a job offer, Governor style!

-Unification sensation 2013!

-Advertising tales from the Great Library of Alexandria!

-Full Boardwalk Empire season 4 finale coverage! 

-Tara > Maggie!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Red Hot Chili Peppers plays us the title track from their criminally underrated album of the same name, here comes "One Hot Minute"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 119

IN THIS AGE OF INIQUITY:

-Thanks, Rashad!

-PS4 NFL UFC GSP!

-SWAT team Maggie needs a haircut and completely improper Governance!

-Daughter & Mommy humping for dummies!

-Who is Nedra Volz?

-How we killed Darth Vader!

-The rise and fall of John Booty!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Elastica plays us out this week with a song off of their debut and eponymous album, the rather keen sonic gesture "Never Here"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 118 YEAR THREE ANNIVERSARY BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT

IN THIS TRIUMPH OF THE TRIVIUM:

-3 years of Nuclear Clown Radio!

-The vengeful return of the Dot Com Disaster!

-US Postal Service slights and the war against Google!

-How to properly perplex the end times!

-Say it ain't so, Neptune Jack!

-5 Hour Energy and the health of our nation!

-A legendary new addition to Nuclear Clown Inc?

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Portishead sings us a pleasant little lullaby with a sound slice from their very appropriate album Third, we all hold hands and wade through some "Deep Water"!

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BONUS: Here is an office photo of Atomic Angie, myself and our newest employee, Count Dracula. This picture is kinda fun and I may ink it in and color it when I'm not feeling so completely lazy and gross. On a side note, Angie reminds me of Ellen Barkin before she obliterated her face via dreadful plastic surgery.

Once, Twice, Three Years a Podcast...

..and I love you!

Seriously, how awesome is Lionel Richie? Anyone that has anything to do with The Commodores is pretty spectacular in my opinion, am I right?

Anyway. the posting of this Blog Post will mark the third year Anniversary of the very first Episode of NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO, which I will be celebrating(?) with all of you in an upcoming Year Three Podcast. The key word there is "Upcoming"!

Now, my original vision was to post an Anniversary Podcast every year at the exact MINUTE that the first episode was posted, and for the first year Anniversary show, I did just that! However, last year, New Jersey (and my electricity) was still recovering from being Super-Hurri-Franken-Cane-Stormed, which meant my Second Anniversary show had to be delayed and couldn't be released on the exact Anniversary of the first show. Bummer all around!

Unfortunately, I'm gonna be late this year too with an Anniversary Podcast. Gimme a few days and I'll have it, as I have much to discuss. I'm just typing out this little note to say HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BURFDAY TYPE THING, NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO! I'd also like to thank any of you who have taken the time to listen to any of my shows, and hope that there will be a good deal more Anniversaries and Episodes ahead.

Yay for us!

-D

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 117 ALL HALLOW'S EVE SPECIAL DEADITION

IN THIS HORRIFIC MIDNITE RIDE OF THE HAIRLESS HORSEMAN:

-Special (polter)guest (g)host: Count Dracula!

-Meeting an Irradiated DEADline!

-The difference between Doctors and Walking Dead strep throat! 

-Zombie wife problems and the entitled Mister Dylon!

-David Bowtweet Enterprises, LLC?

-The return of Patricia Arquette's rack and the Collard Beanstalk?

-Hauntingly lame Halloween Store humdrum and the rise of Jaundice Goldberg!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie spooks us all out with a song from the utter classic album Diamond Dogs, reminding us that "We Are The Dead"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 116

IN THIS SHALLOW DEPTH CHARGE:
-Enter the Mimicrat!
-Medicare Chewbacca and the strong case for CGI!
-My Blue Heaven hair problem problems!
-Hell in the Cell half truths and the inflation of Mankind!
-A retinue of Daves!
-Real Genius X-Ray vision tales and mountain spanning footballs!
-Walking Dead vs. The Flu!?
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth caps us off this week with a delightful audio end cap from their  album Cryptic Writings, here comes "FFF"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 115

IN THIS BEAUTIFUL REIGN:

-The absolute worst celebration of all time!

-How to ride the wrecking ball!

-No, Chalky, no!

-Real dolls and Pam the Orion!

-An Irradiated review of Toad the Wet Sprocket's brand new effort after an over 15 year hiatus!

-Be a man, Tyreece!

-90 is the new 60 and a most professional Orc!

-On the Irradiated Ipod this week: Rasputina plays us out this week with a lovely tune from their opus Oh, Perilous World, here comes "A Retinue Of Moons/The Infidel Is Me"!

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BONUS: Here is the CRAZY SCARY documentary on Real Dolls and the men who...uh...love them! This is not for the faint of heart, peoples!

BONUS 2: Here is the rather spiffy video for Toad the Wet Sprocket's new single "New Constellation"! You can listen to the entire album for free over at their website at ToadTheWetSprocket.com!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 114

IN THIS LINE THAT SHAN'T BE CROSSED:

-Where art thou, Danny Cooksey?

-Dropping the F-Bomb, Way of the Warrior style!

-Typewriter Trauma & Bollywood Powder!

-A super mega ultra macho Irradiated One NFL prediction!

-Awesome Arquettes!

-The annoying Mister Alexander Knox!

-Falling Down: Unsung fantastic movie of the century!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket meditates with us high on a mountaintop with an introspective little number from their album Coil, here comes "Little Buddha"!

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BONUS: Over 9 hours of David Icke. I don't need to say anything more, do I? Watch this and become a better person.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 113

IN THIS MODERN ERA MELTDOWN:

-To Azeroth and beyond!

-The Joker's milk machine caper and the rise of Techa Shot!

-Tales from the kinda future!

-Breaking Boardwalk bad empires!

-Fox brain splats & 99 cent gas!

-Who among us is man enough to attempt to digest 711 Pizza?

-Comin' straight outta Fruitbat!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Type O Negative plays us out this episode with a wonderful tune from their album Bloody Kisses, here comes a big ol' heap of "Blood & Fire"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 112

IN THIS CHRONIC CASE OF THE RUST:

-Hash brown hiccup hysteria and the plight of the fast fooder!

-Chaz Bono appreciation day!

-Orclock 2013?

-Goodbye, Jimmy Sauce Ross!

-Final Fantasies, skirted men and a realm reborn!

-Girls who are boys who don't like boys but date boys who are girls who like boys!

-By the time I get to Disney Land!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A stellar song from April March plays us out this Episode, as we all try and kick the "Chick Habit"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111.5

IN THIS BOLD DREAM FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE:

-Birth of the Broke Show!

-Vampire Methuselah Dan Akroyd and the interior bruising of the Karate Man!

-Buddy Lembeck + Jamie Lee 4 Ever!

-Dictating Dictatorship with Allison Burgers!

-Sylvester Stallone: Ventriloquist Dummy?

-Philadelphia Art Institute's resident Wizardly princess!

-Half season blues with Breaking Bad!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get to hear some wonderful drums from Sonic Youth this episode, who is good enough to play a song from their album Washing Machine, the grand ol' song "Becuz"!

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The Super Collider Insider.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 111

IN THIS FERVENT CRUSADE TO THE RUSTED GATES OF NOWHERE:

-Miley Cyrus and the Nitrogen cycle!

-Yo ho, Captain Lance!

-Comprehensive NFL Irradiated MAN TALK?

-Betsy Ross TMZ exclusives and the total non-shock of Darren Young!

-Biff & Raff vs. Jaws!

-Point Breaking my heart!

-CMB karate time!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More plays us a wondrous tune from Album of The Year, here comes "Helpless"!

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BONUS: So, here is an awful video I took of a Gaming store about an hour away from me. The entire Plaza is completely desecrated and abandoned, save for this place. It will require at least +5 Plate armor of Financial Security to keep this place in business. If there are any gods left, I entreat them to lend a hand. Also, I still have not figured out that I need to hold my goddamn camera sideways when I take video. Look, I never claimed to be smart.

BONUS #2: Just because I feel the need to provide proof of my exploits, I present to you the New Jackiest of Karate Schools ever! 

BONUS #3: In case you don't get the reference :]

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 110

IN THIS BULLET TO THE NOGGIN OF PROGRESS:

-Tales from the Dick!

-The return of Stan Slam and Mimi Gable!

-Pretzel problems!

-Toad the Wet Racket?

-How Reverend Ronda Rousey became expendable!

-Banal Bella Boobies!

-It's Neverwinter in Philadelphia!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie shows us what color his soul is with a lovely sound-shard from Young Americans, here comes some "Fascination"!

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BONUS: In this Episode I talk about Stan Slam and his plucky Sidekick Mimi Gable, and I managed to dig up the original picture I did of them when I was a young lad. It's drawn on gruesome yellow paper, so the scan looks hideous, but you get the idea!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 109

IN THIS NEUTRAL EXPRESSION:

-A new Irradiated Back to School Contest Graduate!

-Spooning with Sunny? 

-Twilight Zone tripe and full post-4th of July celebration coverage!

-Big Naturals printing woes and the worst birthday present in the history of the Human race!

-Welcome home, Wyatt family!

-Jeb & Sport GFY!

-Anderson Silva bob-n-weave blues and the FOREVER MAN Frankie Edgar!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We are played out this week with a song from the Soundtrack from one of my favorite movies Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, a lovely number by Sunz of Man, 12 O"Clock & Blue Raspberry called "Strange Eyes"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 108 4th OF JULY FIREWORKSLESS SPECTACULAR

IN THIS UNIMPRESSIVE SPARKLER:

-USA NSA WTF?

-Even more Irradiated history!

-Final Fantasy 7 disasters and the long ride home!

-The rise and fall of Spellfire!

-Cable box conundrums!

-Hail to the Etherealest of Champions!

-Paying tribute to the Hutt Cartel and how to justify it!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: In honor of this most special of summery days, Soundgarden lends us a gem from their album SUPERUNKNOWN, the exceedingly awesome "4th of July"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 107

IN THIS TORPID TANTRUM TANGENT:

-Roger Wilmut Appreciation Day!

-Dave's Methuselah malaise! 

-Boardgame Empire and no to the new CLUE!

-A fifth 55 and some Ewok shock!

-Who is the new last son of New Jersey?

-Baraka inkwell tales!

-Logitech loving and hot 12 button handy-dialing-wand action!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth shows their great taste in cover songs by giving their take on Thin Lizzy's awesome little number "Cold Sweat" from their brand new album Super Collider!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 106

IN THIS 6 POINT IDENTITY:

-DMV for meeeeeee!

-Won't the real Romulans please stand up?

-The completely unsexy things that Irradiated dreams are made of!

-Black Har Teroin!

-Jedi Master Andrew Dice Clay and the Disney Cartel!

-Here comes the Wildstar!

-Slaughter filled weddings, ugly Sisters and REM!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Depeche Mode plays us out this week with a lovely little number from their album Playing the Angel, here comes "John the Revelator"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 105

IN THIS SORDID SOUND CEREMONY:

-Viva la Tarantula!

-The great livestock escape!

-Movie Preview problems and the truth about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants!

-Who is Curtis McAxelcutty?

-Cats, legwarmers & Boners!

-Mario Cantone as Liberace and the price to see Anne Hathaway's bosoms!

-Goodbye Hall of Fame!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: The legendary Jesus Twins play us out this week with a song off their album Resurrection, here comes "Feel My Ubiquity"!

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BONUS 1: Here is Austin Aries messing with the ring announcer that gets paid WAY more than he does. The reaction of Bobby Roode and Austin Aries is my favorite part of this when she announces their name wrong. Classic reaction stuffs!

BONUS 2: Here is the WYATT FAMILY intro promo from WWE. This shit looks awesome, and I am vastly excited for these guys!

BONUS 3: And now for our Bonus Video main event, here is the legendary appearance of the Jesus Twins!

This is so wonderful.

I cannot tell you how many times I have watched this, and every time I adore it more and more. Great animation, and so completely, utterly true in regards to the aspects of the game parodied! Well done, all involved! Check out this guy's work over on YouTube!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 104

IN THIS SOJOURN THROUGH THE GREY TIDES OF THE ABYSS:

-The Great Brain Stomp of 2013!

-How to throw a proper wedding, Lannister style!

-Old Republic 2.1 fashion and the lofty cost of being a collector! 

-Repopulating the sandbox?

-In the court of the Rosted King!

-Remember the FOXFIRE!

-Dreams of a Dragonless age and how to properly introduce your critter!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get paroled with our good buddies at Tin Machine, as they play a song from their eponymous debut album, here comes "Prisoner of Love"!

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Boldly go at least 3 seats away from me.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 103

IN THIS BRAND NEW FEVER:

-Breast in Peace, Simona Halep!

-Uncle Dave's tough love talk with Jack Swagger!

-A revolution in Red Velvet!

-The higher education of our favorite dancing dame!

-Silly Spring?

-Attack of the bear-fighting blue girl! 

-Talking Bald with Stone Cold!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Sonic Youth leads us to bold new audio realms with a song from their album Dirty, taking us smack dab into the loud and molten core of "Theresa's Sound World"!

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The Next Review.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 102.5

IN THIS CAT RIDING A SURFBOARD WITH LASER BEAMS SHOOTING OUT OF ITS EYEBALLS:

-Injustice for the Hound and the finer points of sexy bunny skinning!

-That good ol' Scottish YEA!

-Enter the BARAKA and the great Asura/Elin debate!

-President Obama + Dragon Lady = Flame Strike Drone City!

-Schoolgirl Outfit problems and you!

-The ballad of Rockboy Tommy!

-Spirits of our age and the long road to Venus!

-On the Irradiated ipod this Week: Portishead is good enough to supply us with some audio incentive to end this week's podcast with a track from their latest album Third, here comes "Small"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 102

IN THIS ABSOLUTE HEIGHT OF HUBRIS:

-Of 60 dollar destroyed Mouse and Men!

-Rock - Abs = Satiated Internet Wrestling Community!

-Kitties of the galaxy unite and the rise of the Bodyknocker!

-Who is Barvarian Dave?

-Goodbye, dancing girl!

-Cactus Pete's Tight Ass Pants Party Posse!

-Trump vs. Kilt!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Beck plays us out this episode with the closing (almost) number from his album Odelay, here comes "Ramshackle"!

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BONUS: I tell a story this Podcast about the awesome beer mug glass thingy that someone made out of something I drew for them when I was 17 years old at my first job. The pictures are not very good, as the outline of the drawing and the text are done in white, which doesn't show up too well, but I did my bestest!

He who stands last stands best.

Atomic Angie is Beautiful Part 8 Vandalism Edition

I doubt I will ever finish this picture, but I don't think it looks that bad, so I share! Also, you can see how much I respect the stuff I draw, as I just like to randomly scribble crap all over pictures of hooters and stuff that I do. This picture details how goddamn lazy I am, as Angie's right leg just freaking DISAPPEARS because I simply cannot be bothered to draw the rest of it.

Everyone should be forced at crossbowpoint to watch this.

There is nothing not to like about this. "In Old Yellowcake" is my all-time favorite Rasputina song, and thus far I have heard it redone 2 or three times, and each time is so gosh darn awesome, so, I share with you, cuz you're my bud.

My favorite Rasputina song + BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS = <3

PS: The muffled sorta way the vocals are recorded on this and the tin-sounding drums remind me of an old 1920's song or something. Silent movie type stuff...well, maybe not SILENT, I mean, cuz it's music and all that, but...hrmmm. 

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 101

IN THIS MUTUAL DISSOLUTION: 

-Out of tune with itunes?

-Thank you, Bane and Doomsday!

-One hundred dollar Romulans and the plight of a lifetime!

-Bobcats and Emilio Estevez attic problems!

-How to eat Peanut M&M's like a pro!

-ENTER S1M0NE!

-Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever ad ever Hardcore!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket delivers another wonderful audio gem to us all from their album Dulcinea, it's "Begin"!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 100

IN THIS CENTURY IN SOUND:

-Comprehensive Star Wars: The Old Republic 2.0 coverage!

-Comprehensive WrestleMania 29 coverage!

-Comprehensive Monday Night Raw coverage!

-Comprehensive Walking Dead season 3 coverage!

-Comprehensive Game of Thrones coverage!

-Comprehensive Atlantic City coverage!

-Comprehensive sniffling, sneezing and sickness!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Rasputina plays us out of our 100th Episode spectacular with a lovely little number from Frustration Plantation, it's "Oh, Injury"!

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BONUS: Here are some fairly neat pictures from my awesome weekend at the new(ish) Atlantic City casino  Revel, and some pictures and video from WrestleMania the following day. Enjoy!

Dave approves of huge windows everywhere.

I cracked up seeing a grown man holding hands with a boy while having "SUCK IT" plastered in huge letters on the back of his shirt. Will someone please alert child protective services?

FUCK YES. This guy was the highlight of my life.

I couldn't help myself.

Here is Roman Reigns of the Shield.

Here is Seth Rollins of the Shield. I would have loved to see Dean Ambrose to collect the set, but it was not meant to be. Also, Seth Rollins/Tyler Black always reminded me of Perry Farrell for some reason.

Are you a fan of the back of Jerry Lawler's head? ENJOY.

I was quite upset that Damien Sandow's match was scratched from the card, but here he is!

Heath Slater, Darren Young and I think one of the Uso's, but I'm not sure.

Ryback clears a path for the Undertaker in his Pope mobile. You can see Chris Jericho if you look real close riding in the back of the golf cart thingy. BY THE WAY, at the very end of this video there is a REALLY annoying, dorky sounding giggle. That is NOT me, but is, in fact, the guy standing to the right of me. I make some pretty horrible sounds, but  that is certainly not one of them.

This guy screaming right in John Cena's face makes me smile sometimes.

Here is the Rock for a little bit.

My brother took way better video than I did (I am the dummy taking videos with the camera not turned to landscape view) and made this nice compilation!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 99.5

IN THIS FONT OF PUTRESCENCE: 

-Return of the Pony Express!

-Daryl Hannah's mantastic hands and Netflix history! 

-NCTV customer service conundrums!

-Welcome to the Universe!

-How to no-sell April Fool's day!

-New Jack City champagne tricks and how to really treat a lady!

-Dave's Wrestlemania 29 Picks!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We celebrate David Bowie's first wonderful album in a decade with a sound gem from The Next Day, it's "You Feel So Lonely You Could Die"!

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Wrestlemania Picks: Brodus/Tensai, Wade Barrett, Fandango, Triple H, Kane/Bryan, Ryback, The Shield, Undertaker, JACK SWAGGER, John Cena 

Crit School: New GM Survival Guide

In the first Crit School I talked about pretty much everything Role Playing related, and in this second installment I specifically target my wordy wrath at new Game Masters who are running games for the first time and could use some pointer from a grizzled combat veteran of the art like meself!  

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE AGENT 99

IN THIS LAST UNICORN:

-Bestest Spring ever?
-Language skill barriers and the face-licking goodness of Chaos inspired shipping!

-The Galactic Republic wants you (to get to level 50 before the expansion)!
-Thank you, Suzanne Vega!

-A fabulous The Next Day sneak peek and pseudo listening par-tay review!

-BREAKING NEWS: The Walking Dead gets supremely rare mad props from The Irradiated One!

-The Funeral Parlor for a friend!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Megadeth plays some fabulous board games with us and plays us a nice little trim from their underrated effort Risk, it's "Ecstasy"!

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BONUS: I dare you to sit through this. No, seriously. I proudly and majestically present, for your viewing pleasure: George Anton's DRACULA! On a side note, I actually know the font that this movie uses. It is called Bleeding Cowboys. I use photoshop sometimes, so I know some fonts.

 

If Rock & Roll wasn't already dead, I have finished the job.

Do you like Warhammer 40K?

 Do you like awful music? 

Then boy, do I have a new breakout artist for you!

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Written & Performed by Dave and his ipad

Recorded at Dave's ipad Studios, New Jersey

All rights utterly and completely reserved (by Dave's ipad)

LYRICS

Daddy was a Space Marine

Born Tyranid-mean

Bio-altered in a lab

Given giant shoulder pads

Told to make the galaxy clean

He couldn't hold up very well

Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine

Living the American Dream

Destroying Xeno scum

For the Imperium

Riding high on a Melta beam

He couldn't hold up very well

Against the forces of Space-Hell

Daddy was a Space Marine

Just found out where he's been

Got flushed out in the Warp

Fist fighting with an Ork

Now Daddy's a Chaos Marine

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 98

IN THIS BOLT OF CREEPY LIGHTNING:

-Birth of the Spirit Hawk!

-Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ford Fairlane!

-Sega VHS Delivery Service and the fourth station of play!

-The convenient freedom of Mickey Jo Braveheart!

-Team Kitana or Team Mileena?

-Welcome home, Bat'leth Barry!

-Holograms, Reptoids & that big ol' hollow moon!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Primus plays us out this week from a chapter from their album Tales From the Punchbowl, here comes one low-flying "Southbound Pachyderm"!

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BONUS #1: I refuse to be excited for Playstation 4 until Sony sends me a VHS tape of some kooky shit just like SEGA did for me when I was a kid. Check this wild mess out!

BONUS #2: This is a really thorough, fun documentary about the Mortal Kombat franchise, going through the timeline of all things sold to us with the MK Dragon on it.

BONUS #3: If you happen to have about 7 hours to spare, I do suggest checking this out. David Icke is always interesting to listen to lay down some vibrational goodness. Well good stuff!

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 97

IN THIS THREAT TO THE IMPERIUM:

-The Rise and Fall of Jack Swagger!

-Zombie carjack city!

-RIP Hotmail!

-Horny time with James St. Balls!

-Saint DDP?

-Re-Return to the Mall and the worst Pizza Hut of all time!

-RUSSIANMETEORSTRIKEWTF!?!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More shows us all how true Country Music should be done with the wonderful sliver of a tune from King For a Day, Fool For a Lifetime, and dares us to come "Take This Bottle"!

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