NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 70

IN THIS BESIEGED SET OF IDEALS:

-My quest for the Hunky Chunky!

-Weekly three hour Raws and Live Impacts!

-Stand and salute the new and improved New Jersey flag!

-2012's impact on our tongue and parlance!

-Tank Abbott threatens to kill live on PPV!

-A second 50 celebration!

-The Prequel Experiment (Phase One)!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More gifts us with melody and sprinkles off a song from their album Angel Dust, it's "A Small Victory!"

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IN THIS WHALE OF A TIME:

-The Passion of the Bat!

-How to become a Jedi Master in 30 measly levels!

-Death to the emaciated Tzimisce corpse-Queen!

-I talk nice about The Phantom Menace?

-Hard Drives made easy!

-The future/past/whatever of the Deadlands saga!

-Roger Thomas and an Irradiated parting of the sea!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: DJ Shadow plays us out the long way with a sliver of sound from Preemptive Strike, asking us the time honored question "What Does Your Soul Look Like? (Part 2)!"

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I am making a frightening face here. This is the best of my thumbnail picture options for this video. Youch.

Comic Books are neat every now and again.

On my last Podcast I talked a bit about my favorite super duper comic book team, X-Statix. Yes, the name is stupid. In fact, I hate it. It is possibly one of the worst super hero team names that I could think of. However, even that could not stop me from adoring this book, which lasted, all told, about 40 or so issues. I don't do Blog Posts often, but I feel that this one warrants one, with pictures, too!

See? Pictures. Small pictures...sorry, but I couldn't find high res, biggish pictures in the 2 seconds it took me to Google this stuff. 

So, why do I love this comic so much? I could go on about how in pretty much every issue someone dies and STAYS dead (Accept for Dead Girl, because, well, that's her thing...getting dead and coming back), or maybe even how the art and colors are so unique and vibrant. Oh, or maybe I could go on about how pretty much all the female members have shorter hair, and that I want to have ravenous and sloppy sexual dealings with Lacuna. 

Sure, I could try to make all these points, but I'll settle for one: X-Statix was going to do a story arc about Princess Diana (Yes, that Princess Di) coming back from the dead and becoming the leader of the team. You think I'm joking? Look it up, or settle for the following picture.

Balls? Oh yea, that takes some balls.

Now, this never actually happened, because someone threw a shit fit and the idea was scrapped. So, instead of Princess Di, they changed the name and story so that it was an international Pop star (who looked EXACTLY like the good Princess, only with black hair. I have pictures for that, too).

Hey, I still give it an "A" for effort.

X-Force/X-Statix is my favorite comic book for a lot of reasons, and it also had a goddamn wolfman in it. There isn't really anything else I could say to sell this shit beyond that. WOLFMAN. I don't think that this comic is really very popular when it is all said and done, but it's definitely worth checking out if you have the means. Also, since it never made any money, I can rest assured that hollywood will never, ever decide to desecrate the fond memories I have of it by doing an extremely shitty CGI fest movie. 

Sometimes obscurity can be a good thing.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 68

IN THIS CUP OF JOE TO THE FACE:

-Sherlock Dave and the case of the missing 45 minutes!

-The truth about Mephisto!

-Introducing the Heartbreak Cable Guy Shawn Michaels!

-Facebook Creepers Anonymous!

-Hashtaggery!

-All hail Lord Willhauk of the Ventrue!

-Gina Carano and CGI Deer go Haywire and I am there to watch it!

-King Henry v.8 and England's titty crisis!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: The first ever Irradiated Request is dutifully answered, and Portishead shares a clip from their wondrous debut album Dummy with us all, a lovely tune called "Biscuit!"

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Let's all smoke some hash tags.

After a long debate with myself and my bloodthirsty staff of lawyers, I have decided to set up a legit Twitter account. You can find me there at @NuclearClownInc or you can read my latest Tweets on the sidebar of the site (over there on the right). Naturally, I wanted to just get @NuclearClown, but it was taken! Totally unfair, but 'tis life. Now, I wanna draw a nice hawt picture of Atomic Angie and have it as my Twitter Background. Lemme get right on that... 

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 67

IN THIS HARD DRIVE GONE SOFT:

-Death to the machines!

-An extremely unwarranted, unwanted and unconscious reunion!

-The five million dollar loser!

-Return to Em City!

-How commercials casually explain to you that your intellect isn't quite up to snuff!

-Sacred oaths of undying fealty and devotion just ain't what they used to be!

-50 Fathoms play by play (Chapter Two)!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket is all about the music this week, and they play us a fine song from their album Coil, it's "Don't Fade!"

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