Perhaps Nothing is Made. A Pizza Without a Craftsman...

So, Halloween is today...I think. See, I live in an area where some people do the whole trick or treat dealy on the 30th, and some people do it on the 31st. I have no idea what is the real date, but my friend google claims that today is Halloween. So, as part of my campaign to begin trick-or-treating online, I present to you my costume this year, thanks to my horrid photoshop skills, I proudly(?) bring to you...FAT DOCTOR MANHATTAN!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN(?) EVERYBODY!

PS: I went to three different stores just now to find car window defroster spray, and NOBODY had any. No, they weren't sold out, but flat out didn't have any yet. Can you believe that? Also, since I've done my part of the bargain and dressed up all in my costume, you can mail me food at your earliest convenience. I like pizza. Just leave it in my mailbox and we'll call it even. That is all.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 46

IN THIS FALL CLASSIC:

-Penis is hat?

-Happy Royal Gauntlet day!

-The problem with your internet password!

-Death to Panda Monks...and Monks in general!

-The great Pumpkin Pie Blizzard of 2011!

-Properly pronouncing Bizarro! 

-6 year old driving shoes and the passion of the Binks!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Beck makes us all sorts of sad with what I always considered to be a pretty downtrodden little number from his album Mellow Gold, it's "Whiskeyclone, Hotel City 1997!"

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE COLT 45

IN THIS GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT:

-I got the podcast like Jagger!

-The unsuccessful Roman Empire?

-An Alex Jones lullaby!

-Universal motorist apology hand symbols and when to use them!

-The sexiest hair alive!

-Deeper spoons and bad decisions!

-The stand up comedy curse!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Sonic Youth gets a perfect score for their classic song from their absolutely filthy album Dirty, it's "100%!"

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE .44 MAGNUM

IN THIS EXPERTLY CRAFTED HOAX: 

-The ins and outs of death-faking!

-Dungeons & Dragons...FROM THE FUTURE, MAN!

-Star Wars + Gambling = Excitement! 

-October heatwaves and the Bi-Polar Garden State!

-WWE and TV and me!

-I unleash the ultimate George Harrison impression!

-The Truth about Blood!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: From the soundtrack to one of my favorite movies, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, the RZA gives us a brief lesson in the finer arts of Tekken with "Samurai Showdown!"

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How Much EXP is a Goddamn Alien Jet Craft Worth?

In this week's podcast, I talk about the dumbass/ridiculous adventure module "Tale of the Comet" that I was lucky enough to come across for the sake of history. This is said adventure, where a party of adventurers is attacked by like...that thing there. Pretty stupid, huh? If you are a GM, and at any point think "Wouldn't it be cool to have my D&D players go in the future?" I want you to stop, punch yourself in the throat, and then take a good, long look at this image here. You will see things my way.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 43

IN THIS 100% FULL COLOR BLACK AND WHITE TOME:

-Let's talk Magneats!

-The ungettable book gets got!

-The finer points of wrong number etiquette!

-In (Deep) space (Nine) no one can hear you completely and totally overact!

-Second class spray tan confusion?

-Naked Elves in capes!

-The audacity of Audacity!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: David Bowie dedicates a wonderfully touching ballad to the great New Jersian and world record holder Uncle Floyd Vivino in a song off of the album Heathen, "Slip Away!"

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 42

IN THIS UNEXPECTED FRENZY OF ACTIVITY:

-The Qapla' of the Christ!

-Full mount falsehoods and Brock Lesnar's fair weather fans!

-Return to Azeroth (Kinda sorta in a way, but not really!)

-Moneyball, anyone?

-Deleted minute fury!

-The death of the ass of the White Queen!

-A real First Class movie review!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: To this day, probably the best song title I have ever heard comes from one of my favorite musical act peoples, Megadeth, from their not-so-hot album The System Has Failed, it's "Blackmail the Universe!"

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