NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 22

IN THIS TAR-TAR SAUCE COATED EDITION:

-Babies with Darkvision?

-I'm going to spell you into the grave!

-The forgotten legacy of the batshit crazy Roivas Family!

-A sterling and legendary 20 year career crammed and shoved into 50 minutes all for the low low price of thirty US Dollars!

-What exactly does Dwayne Johnson owe you?

-The most fascinating manner in which frogs piss!

-The new and improved meatless hamburger!
-On the Irradiated ipod this week: From their debut album Dummy, Portishead plays us out this Episode with their toll-free song, "Roads!"

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE BLACKJACK!

IN THIS CHIPS ARE UP HAND:

-31 years of irradiation!

-Netflix steps into the squared circle!

-You've been casually invited to the end of the world!

-The humble beginnings of my criminal career!

-Head bouncing UFC goodness!

-The justice of the King!

-Where have all the serving wenches gone?

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: From the audio recording disc Album of the Year, Faith No More gently pats us down with the stirring little diddy "Stripsearch!"

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Alien invaders really need to step it up...



Meet my Co-Host.

When he's not ruining my podcasts by screaming, meowing, howling, groaning, mewling and yaulping, my cat also likes to hide in places. Well, either he is hiding, or he is doing his very best Emperor from Star Wars impression. As you may have been able to tell, this poorly taken picture was shot in equally poor lighting, but I think it's sort of cute, so I share.

Dave's Cat: YAWWWWWWR, YAWWWWWWWWR!

Wow, he even meows in the backround when I type? I swear, cat, your big-whiskered mouth is your weakness.

Dave's Cat: AND YOUR FAITH IN YOUR FRIENDS IS YOURS.

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE 20/20

IN THIS BONER BELIEVING EPIPHANY:

-Meet my brand new best friends the Captain, Dodger, Juice and Tangerine!

-Weeds and rampant anti-man sexism!

-Jeff Hardy is on drugs again. Again!

-Dan Akroyd, Britney Spears, and of course, mother fucking ALIENS!

-Dweebs: My tribute to the forgotten candy of the gods!

-Spartacus is a big huge ancient slave prick!

-The most putrid of all holidays rapidly approaches!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Let's get all sort of political with Megadeth's title track from their rather spiffy album United Abominations!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE $19.99

IN THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER:

-An end to the bloodshed!

-FEAR THE ASS PUNCH!
-Wild west Russell Crowe really knows how to repay a favor!

-All hail the return of the Understinger!

-Kurt Angle: Ax murderer in training!

-The disappointing truth about Gatling guns!

-Just me and my drugs!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: We get all sorts of uplifting this week and blare loudly New Order's "Regret" from the album Republic!

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE EH, TEEN?

IN THIS LESS THAN STELLAR TURN OF EVENTS:

-Adonis DNA + Tiger Blood = Winning!

-Let's talk Lanford!

-Smart phones and the rise of Skynet!

-Why you never pick a fight with a Warlock!

-Unappreciated sexy Dame of the week: Nina Siemaszko!
-The 3 hour film club!

-Take it like a man!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Elastica takes us to where the weather's warm! From their second studio album The Menace we get a little taste of "Miami Nice!"

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The King of the Ring's Speech