Charlie "The Warlock" Sheen?

Skip to 5.25 to hear Charlie confess that he is indeed a "Warlock". I wonder if he prefers the Void Walker or the Felguard? 

NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEEN

IN THIS COLD & FLU STRICKEN VOLUME:

-The finer points of Cock Fucking!

-I sacrifice more blood and flesh to the hungry and ancient Aztec god known as the Headblade!

-Tom Jones and Sam Jackson chat it up in Sunset Limited, and I'm there to review it!

-50 Cent Big Macs mean I will be very dead very soon!

-The secret genius of George Lucas!

-Backyard warriors unite!

-My very special tribute to the Arch Deluxe!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: A 19 year old David Bowie performs a piece from his self titled (real) debut album, a nose-blowingly good piece called "Please Mister Gravedigger!"

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE SIXTEEN STONE

IN THIS PEN AND PAPER ADVENTURE:

-Cornelius laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his tree! 

-It only takes me 18 years to review Groundhog Day!

-The wondrous qualities of Andie MacDowell's magical brillo pad snatch!

-TNA: Wrestling for mother fucking Child Custody since 2011!

-The Brooklyn Brawler > Red Skull!

-Spandex, six pack abs, Spider-Man and your self image!

-7 year old Dave can't get laid rocking his Bo Jackson kicks!

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Toad the Wet Sprocket plays us a lovely melody from their very first album Bread & Circus, the perfectly upstanding number "Scenes from a Vinyl Recliner!"

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NUCLEAR CLOWN RADIO - EPISODE THIRD AND FIFTEEN

IN THIS 7 DAYS LATE AND MILLION DOLLAR SHORT EPISODE:

-My EXCLUSIVE Super Bowl insights and coverage!

-It's official - Slash will do ANYTHING for money!

-The ins and outs of wrestling fashion!

-The Big Momma's House Trilogy and why it must go away immediately!

-I crack the Glee formula!

-Who stole Booker T's charisma?

-Kimbo Slice flights Kimbo flights slights Slice orange soda???

-On the Irradiated ipod this week: Faith No More chases this broadcast off the porch with a tune from King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime, and bades us to just "Get Out!"

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A Totally Random Super Bowl Pick

It's 3 minutes into the Super Bowl. This is my completely random prediction.

Green Bay 24-17.

I don't know anything at all about football at all, but I am a degenerate gambler, so I will bet you one big mac that my prediction is 100% completely accurate. I like to make bold, outrageous predictions and stick to them with fanatical certainty. This is the most I will write about football ever in my life.